Words To Live By
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would have not a single bit of talent left and could say, 'I used everything You gave me.'"
-Erma Bombeck
Last Login: 04/22/2017 11:59 pm
Registered: 02/20/2008
Gender: Male
Birthday: 07/29
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would have not a single bit of talent left and could say, 'I used everything You gave me.'"
-Erma Bombeck
HMPH! What's BUFFY got that I HAVEN'T got?!?
***WARNING!!! Music begins momentarily! Make sure your speakers aren't initially CRANKED!***
Pardon me, but I think your mascara's running...
OH YEAH?!? Well so's your WHOLE DAMN FACE!!!
Yes, in fact, my guns DO hold a MILLION @#$%ing BULLETS!
O.K., let's get one thing straight: this is NOT a "Cheerocracy!"
I Am THE CHEESE!
Look, it's the entirety of my career...!
Nice outfit, SKANK!
That means a lot coming from you, Miss Nipples!
Welcome to our Profile! Please come in!
This is all curiosity ever REALLY got the cat...!
A-E-I-O-U (And sometimes Y!)
OH YEAH?!? Well I would have been the cheese if they hadn't decided to go BLONDE!
Just think, when we're grown up, I'll be prettier AND have bigger...
OH YEAH?!? Well...SHUT UP!!!
Yeah, Baby, recite those vowels! That gets me SO hot...!
I'm just tying my SHOE. How 'bout you?
UGH! NUMBER 3!!!
What's all THIS about?!? I was just TWIRLING!
Girls, please...
HARSH!
HAHA! Number 3 means diarrhea!
I don't know, a PULSE? SKIN?!?
Got ya there...
She's a total b***h! I LIKE it...!
Here's mine: trade ya!
Wax on... wax off?
Yeah, I'LL say!!!
I don't know, but it looks pretty damn GOOD from down here!
Younger Me, WHAT are you wearing?!?
Well then... what's Number 4?!?
I can't BELIEVE I'm the only porn star here...!
Yeah, so FAR...!
You think you've got it bad NOW, just wait'll we get FAT!!!
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I wish I could have said 'goodbye' to you like I got to with Grandpa.
I'm so sorry.