Emos are SO four months ago.

Automatic doors and toilets make me feel like a JEDI.

I'm not retarded

.....I just like licking windows.

Singing is love.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the dead of silence about something that happened yesterday.

You asked what was wrong and I smiled and said NOTHING. Then I turned around to walk away and said, EVERYTHING.

I was looking up at the stars....and giving them each a reason why I love you.....I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

Most people are like SLINKIES, basically useless, yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

I realized how much I love him when I was laying in bed last night, thinking he didn't love me.

Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor,
the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Did you eat a bowl of STUPID for
breakfast?

I'm a sucker for guys in EYELINER.

Boys break hearts, so why don't you break
their neck.

You're just jelous 'cuz the voices are
talking to ME.

Angry people need hugs

(or sharp objects)

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

At least I can walk away knowing I did nothing wrong, that I gave it my all and you failed me, I didn't fail myself.

Until the day I die, I spill my heart for you.

If you love someone tell them. Broken hearts are often caused by unspoken words.

The only people you need in your life are
the ones that need you in theirs.

I don't forgive people because I'm weak I forgive them because I'm strong enough to know that everyone makes mistakes.

God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn't handle us as sisters.

Don't feed or tease STRAIGHT people !!!

I love to walk in the rain because no one can see me cry.

Suicied is painless.
It's only life that hurts.

I'm not as think as you dumb I am.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.....

How come you have enough time to go out
and make other people fall in love with you,
but you don't have enough time to pay
attention to the one who already does?

Don't drink water....

Fish have sex in it.

Come to the dark side...

We have cookies.

CAUTION Water on road during rain.

My heart is bleeding,
My eyes are crying.

Ish liek a shircle. Not a wrectangew or a twriangew, cuz you know those have places where you shtop. Ish liek a shircle.

Please use door.

I'm just your avarage everyday retarted blonde.

My friends are pretty awesome.

Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles ...

MY BUBBLES !!!

Life is random ...

So am I.

Tears are words from the heart that can't be spoken.

You're Gaytarded : )

HARDCORE !!!

I got singing lessons from Fred.

People think I'm and insane driver....
I beg to differ.

I'm gonna live like I can fly,
I'm gonna laugh until I cry.

REDNECK WEDDING VOW
til huntin' season
do us part

"Jimmys"

I'd rather talk to spahgetti
than watch a movie.

I love to watch meat roll...

Watching the ripples in water makes me
wanna go pee.

Seaguls go BOOM!!!

I like to watch fish float.

A purring cat sounds like it's on vibrate.

Catz taste like chicken,

Dogz taste like ice cream.

Remember this,
Shampoo is not a bevrage.

Poking your eye isn't considered a contact sport.

Swimming at a pool party is now illegal.

Have you seen how short Tinker Bell's dress is?

Have you ever noticed how SQUISHY your eye ball is?

Mommy always said, "Tables were made
for glasses, not for ---"

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

My dad's favorite childhood memory
was running through the daisies,
naked. It's too bad that was the
other day.

When you light catz on fire,
they pop. Seriously.

Oh hot damn,
Dis is my jam.

People who think Thursday is the new Friday, have serious mental problems.

I may not be much, but I'm excellent at pretending to be a ninja.

I don't know what CAFFINE does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it, your head caves in.

I called your boyfriend gay
and he hit me with his purse.

LOOK !!!
Papa Smurf exploded.

Goo

Pantz are fer squares.

Why does Sponge Bob have 14 fingers?

Obama will put up pyramids over the US.

Obama will make all whites slaves.

P.S. If I have something on here you don't like, please don't hate me.
I'm just immature.

"B 82"
"BONGO !!!"

A friend would bail you out of jail.
Your best friend would be sitting next to you saying,
"DAMN, that was fun."

I steal,
loli-pops,
from little babies,
cuz I'm a REAL MAN !!!

It's not nice to stab someone in the back or side without saying "Excuse me."

What color do smurfs turn when their choking?

Pull your head out of you a** and take a walk in their shoes.

KISS HER ALREADY !!!

LOVE THE TWILIGHT SAGA !!!

Even the tears rolling down my face don't say much.

I suffer so you don't have to;
You shouldn't have to.

I said I would never go emo.
I never said I wouldn't try and numb the pain.

I can promise you that I'm always thinking about you.

I try to leave the pain behind.
Somehow it won't leave.

It seems like every day the tears come on stronger and stronger. It's almost like a waterfall. Only everyday.

Sometimes you just gotta let go of what makes you happy.

They laugh at me because I'm different.
I laugh at them 'cause they're all the same.

Trying to explain how much I love you is like trying to nail jello to a tree. Completly IMPOSSIBLE !!!

^^Live above the influence.^^

May the force be with you ...

Twilight ... Giving hope to clumsy girls everywhere.

Who needs Dracula when you have Edward Cullen ?!

Vampires ... Gotta love them Cullen boys.

Ronald McDonald eats babies !!!

It's not PMS, it's just you.

SPOONS !!!

Mrs. Epinosa wants to EAT meet you.

"Dinosaurs aren't extinct; they're just hiding." - Peacee - XO

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE LIZARDS !?!

I LOVE WACKY BUTTER !!!

Doctor Octopus ...

All this fighting is unnecessary !!! Starting fights with FRIENDS isn't a very good
way to spend your summer. So SHUT THE HELL UP and keep opinions, ideas, and
back-stabbing to yourself.

Night has chosen thee; thy death will be thy birth. Night calls to thee; hearken to Her sweet voice. Your destiny awaits you at the House of Night !!!

"STOP TYPING LIKE YOU ARE SLAMING YOUR FOREHEAD ONTO THE KEYBOARD. Ex: i ahm sew cewl cuz i typ liek disssssss ..."
LoL, true.
-cyclooctatetraene

1: Place four cans of WD40 in the MICROWAVE.
2: Set to ten minutes.
3: Run like hell.

I find all kind of stuff on Gaia and the internet in general.
Got a quote? I'll put it on here.

Cancerous fish ...

What store? THE store.

COW FARM !!!

Edward Cullen is for women what sex is for men -
on our minds every 7 seconds

All I want to do is fall asleep in your arms and wake up to the warmth of your body next to mine.

I purposely create awkward moments because I think it's funny.

So here's to ...
the crap we talk, the guyz we stalk, the way we shop,
laughs we can't stop, the gossip we spill, the looks that could kill,
we'll stay together cuz we're best friends forever !!!

I love people who give me big hugz.

I run after Volvos screaming "BITE ME !!!"

Some people blame our generation,
but have they ever stopped to think
who raised us ???

Oh, please. I don't turn heads, I ******** break necks.

Blondes may have all the fun, but Edward likes brunettes.

When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandpa did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Chuck Norris wears Emmett Cullen pajamas.

Girls wiht butts like mine don't talk to boys with faces like yours.

Forgetting you is hard to do. Forgetting me is up to you. Forget me not,
forget me never, but don't forget, we're great together.

Hold me close ...
and promise to never let me go.

I promise you no matter what
happens, when you look back,
I'll always be there.

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

If it didn't matter you wouldn't be thinking about it.

I'm not perfect, I'll annoy you, piss you off, say stupid stuff, and then take it back, but put that all aside, you'll never find a girl that cares and loves you more that me.

I never got my Hogwarts letter so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens.

Kitteh gonna up-chuck !?!

I don' have a short attention span, I just ...
Oh, look a KITTY !!!

I like my boys cold, dead, and sparkling.

My friends are the kind that if the house was burning down, they would be making smores and hitting on the firemen.

I want a boy who I can run to with tears running down my face
and the first thing he says is ... Whose a** am I kicking, Babe?

I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enought to clomb over it.

Your real friends see the tears before they fall.

Real girls are never afraid to be truely over the top.

I feel like riding a wild bull off the rainbow of tranquility.

I run with scissors.

It makes me feel dangerous.

Damn right I'm good in bed ...

I can sleep for days.

Those nights you can't sleep,
You just might be in someone else's dreams.

I'm the type of girl that
turns the music up way loud,
just to tune out reality.

If you read Twilight, you wouldn't shut up either.

Only a vampire can love you forever.

The real reason I loved seeing the Twilight movie in theatres:
it was a night of yelling "THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED !!!" and throwing popcorn at the screen with all my friends.

I hear vioces in my head and you think you're a freak ???

WARNING:
Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you care ; } )

Caution: Provoking the Volturi may lead to painful and sudden death.

When I grow up I wanna be just like me.

I'm the girl your mother
warned you about. ;]

Yes I do ...
Threaten my computer, tell the TV what to do,
yell at my hairbrush, and talk to things that can't talk back,
And you still love me !!!

Letters start with ABC,
Numbers start with 123,
Songs start with do - re - me,
And love starts with you and me.

Jacob Black is too sexy for his shirt.

Does my being half-naked bother you?

Yes, take the other half off, please !?!

Emmett Cullen eats the Jonas Brothers for a midnight snack.

Emmett Cullen makes Superman look like a girl scout.

You look like you just got slapped
by a big bag of WTF.

Berore you, Bella, my life was a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of light and reason ... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore, and there was no more reason for anything. - Edward Cullen

You haven't read Twilgiht?

Go shoot yourself in the foot.

You'll be fine. All you have to do is put on this vest of broken glass and sit on the chair of death.

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the
pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it soes. Even for me.

Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget.

In that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast throught my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent
that radiated off his skin. It was like there had never been any hole in my chest. I was perfect - not healed, but as if there had never been a wound in the first place.

Donations of any kind are much appreciated,
and you will be forever loved. And I mean it.

I lurv me some PMs and comments.

I found out if a girl asks you how she looks compared to another girl ... when that other girl is there staring at you with "I'll kill you" eyes, there isn't much you can do.

How guyz get out of a chick fight (it would be easy to have the following set-up):
1)Sorry, I wouldn't know; I'm gay
2)Johnny Depp has a nice a**, I'd say
3)James? We aren't dating it wouldn't work out
4)Brad Pitt kicks Tommy Lee's a**

I don't like it when you squeeze my face.

-for Madison