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Last Login: 09/14/2011 6:45 pm

Registered: 10/10/2007

Gender: Male

Birthday: 01/24

A Ninja's Secrets

Taken: Wouldn't you like to know? (no sadly i am lonely)

Age:A ninja never reveals his true age. for your sake I am 14

Name:A ninja never reveals his true name. For your sake I am Joseph Ellis

Phone Number: A ninja never reveals his true phone number. For your sake it it 1-925-890-1787 (no stalkers please) (i have unlimited text to)

Ninja School: Clayton Valley

Ninja HQ:Concord,CA

Favorite Band: Linkin Park

Favorite Thing About: The Ninjas

I am 14 that is for real I'm turning 15 on 1/24. My profile year might say I'm a little older because my sister had one when I was 11 and I wanted one so we lied about my age and I mean come on who hasn't done that with all this exciting technology? I am kinda a writer I'm in the middle of writing a book right now and i have made quite a few poems that are good.(my opinion) My favorite comedian is almost any AMERICAN Asian comedian. The reason why? Because Asians are the most..........bagged on I guess you could say of stereotypes (right next to black guys and grape soda or Kool aid) and they can always prove that the racist comment is fake or they just make a joke out of it. And they are ninjas. If you want to see a Asian comedian search up Sheng Wang he is pretty funny.(I might of spelled his name wrong) My future job I hope to go into something along the criminal justice area i have always loved C.S.I.

Have fun on my profile remember i am available to the ladies and just go on with your lives. ninja NINJA OUT. ninja

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Clockwork Alchemist Report | 08/31/2011 2:42 am
Clockwork Alchemist
Thank you for buying my Ninja Gi.
cuteandcuddlesgal Report | 08/22/2011 10:57 pm
cuteandcuddlesgal
Hey you left me!:
Cuddles! biggrin wink
shawtie4eva Report | 01/27/2008 4:55 pm
shawtie4eva
heyyyyyyyyyyy do u remember me im leavin u a message to prove i dont hate u lololol9ololololo
 
 
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this is why you fail at being a ninja

The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s Imagination.

Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that’s why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins
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As for “All Grown Up” Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations who were her only company, in a judgemental world

Angelica’s mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and made it after her mom’s image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything, dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was “canceled”

The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy’s brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the difference between Dil and her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.

On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He was actually going to marry a differant hooker, but she just wanted him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from Kira’s stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz

Suzie was actually Angelica’s only friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica’s creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica’s death was sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.

The Rugrats Conspiracy