So some fellow schoolchildren and myself hath been recreating Romeo & Juliet as a comedy and shortening it considerably. Today we were granted the privelege of taking leave from our daily schedule to continue with our project for a total of six hours. This the reason is for my Shakespearian language. Forsooth, 'tis quite perplexing indeed at times, but 'tis naught oft that one finds oneself bestowing a rather scurvy knave with the title of "fat chuff" or, mayhap better yet, "whoreson caterpillar." razz