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The Mishaps Of Sippy And Fatman
Chapter 17 3nodding

( Yo, just to let you know that i forgot a chapter... and i added it now. so go back and read chapter 11 and then 12..... sweatdrop i'll update to chapter 18 soon 3nodding )

Alex: Alright... so your saying I for only $5 I can buy you the whole day? ...Im in... *slides the $5 down the hookers skirt*

Hooker #1: Im all yours.

Alex: Discount... stare

Fatman: Hey yo why dont we just buy all of them...?

Alex: Fine.

Group of hookers: YAAAAYYY!

Sippy: Theres so many! ...1.....2....6? ....12?? 17!? I wonder how were gonna fit them all...maybe stuff some in the trunk...yeah that'd do...

#5: ....Hmm? hey where the hell is Java? ...?


Java & the crew walks inside wal-mart


Java: *Kicks soccer ball around* Yo! ...we had a little trouble getting a spot...but were ok now..

Con: Hehehe.. ^^

Alex: Sup guys!

Sippy: .......Umm... Java?

Java: Yeah? *kicks soccer ball around*

Sippy: Why are u kicking around a bloody soccer ball bro?

Java: .... Ummm stare ...Errr... I got it from a friend.. in the parking lot..


Flashback

Jave: Alright, you had this coming!! * snaps fingers *

crew closes in on all the kids

Java: * evil lagh * Bwahahahahahaha

Soccor coach: * throws the ball on the floor * 12 on 12... you in? Or are you scared * teasingly making baby noises *

Java: stressed I'm going to school you and those little brats that you carry around so you dont look so old!!!!!!!!!!

Soccer coach: eek ....... scream IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

referee shows up out of nowhere

Ref: Ok, * looks at the coach and at Java * Alright!! * throws the ball to the floor * PLAY BALL!!!!!!!

15 seconds later

Crew: Were losing 53 to 0 gonk scream gonk

Java: I know.. emo

Con: Well.... do something!!!!!!!!1

Java: * thinking * ..................... * see's a Escalade with hydrolex coming this way * I have a plan * whee

Soccer coach: Dont tell me your giving up already?!?!?!?!

Java: * walks up to the coach * I'm sorry.

Everyone: eek

Soccer coach: Well, that was a very kind thing to do sir. * sniff * * sniff * I just wish there were a lot more people like you--

Java: * pushes him under the Escalade with hydrolex, watches him get stomped under it about 5 times until the Escalade passes *

Soccer coach: * died * X.X

Soccer team: eek Were telling on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Java: * snaps fingers * Crew.... show them what we do to witnesses twisted

5 minutes later

Crew: * throws the kids into a dumpster behind Wal-Mart along with the referee *

Java: Yeah, thats what happens when you mess with Foldgers in your cup gang!!!!!

End of flashback

Fatman: * walks by * Is that a bloody soccer ball?

Java: sweatdrop It's a long story... sweatdrop

To Be Continued... ninja