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How to get your dog in a dog pen.

tools: brother, dog, pen, collar

1. put your brother in your dogs pen

2. grab your dog by the collar

3. give your dog's collar to your brother with the dog attached

4. close gate

5. watch



How to bathe your cat.

tools: bath, water, shampoo, 1 full body suit of armor, brother, cat, towel

1. get your cat in the bathroom

2.to put your brother in the tub

3. put on your full body armor

4. fill tub with water

5. give cat to brother

6. tell brother to put cat in water

7. give shampoo to brother

8. Tell brother to put shampoo on cat and lather

9. Tell brother to rise cat

10. Put towel next to bath

11. leave


How to test if your car is working correctly

tools: car, brother, key

1. Lay brother down flat behind the back wheels

2. Get in car

3. Crank car up

4. Put car in reverse ad proceed to drive untill you see your brother in front of you

5. Put car in drive and proceed to drive untill you can see your brother in your rearview mirror

If all the steps work correctly your car is indeed working correctly



How to cut a branch on a tree

tools: chainsaw, brother, tree, thick limb, ladder

1. set ladder up directly under the branch you are wishing to cut an arms length away standing up on ladder

2. get brother on ladder

3. hand brother chainsaw

4. tell brother to cut branch

5. leave