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Funniest post ever! I gotta give my friends credit, even though they killed my charachter...

Selene popped out of a **** made of stone right next to Manny. She ripped off his shirt and cut open his stomach, pulling his intestines out slowly and painfully. She then took a straw and stuck it in his forehead, sucking his brains out for a brainy-flavored smoothie. She then plucked out his eyeballs and dipped them in chocolate, feeding them to the pwhalen. She then took a pair of pliers and pulled off each toe one at a time. She then pulled his tongue out and cut it, feeding it to the blobfish. Finally, she opened up his chest and did an open heart surgery, with him awake. She pumped the heart three times as fast until his burst, splashing blood all over the place. Yes blood, because as she was doing this she was taking away him immortality.

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