Gift of Olympus (Or so I thought)-Gwee's Journal

I expected a tower with light shining down, clouds in the air, piles of toys and candy, everything you ever wanted. But no, there was a big battle between the Titans and the gods. And the Titans were winning. I just sat on the ground and ate some popcorn while they did their battle. It was like an awesome action movie, except with real people dying. "I vote for the gods." I said, then Typhon (AKA bane of the gods) sat down next to me for a while and watched until he got bored and went to go kill. Finally, some dude that controls lightning (I think it's Zeus or something like that) and some sh-tface jerk with some black sword (I think his name was Hades) "closed down the bridge" and all of the Titans, (plus Typhon) fell onto the earth, but, they were so fat and ate junk food all day, crushed the ground, and they all went to Tatarus. (I call it Hell.) So the gods thanked me for voting for them and gave me....1 gold....I freaked out. But soon, I was able to persuade them to give me luxury, how I did it: I don't know, it may have been that gun I put up to Zeus's head...

THE END OF GWEE'S JOURNAL! LOL!