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This fact sucks.
Ever Notice how whenever you do something incredibly embarrassing someone you know is always there to witness it? I mean, you drop your books on the stairs at school, turn to scramble after them, trip over your sloppily ties laces and you roll face first down to the bottom, all the while instinctivly clutching for books and also trying to catch yourself, but if your broken tooth and tore notes weren't bad enough, theres sexy rexy, who had just decided to show up at the bottom of the supposedly empty steps as soon as all this happened.
Bad day, right? it would've been pretty bad even if sexy Rexy hadn't shown up, but now you can't even go back to class with your head high and lie about the incredibly embarrassing truth.
"oh, yeah, I fell off my hog on my way back from the hang out, y'know" or,
"I was chasing a flaming baby carriage down a hill, trying to save poor ms. petunias unlucky baby"
it's like nothing embarrassing ever happens when you're all alone, I mean, does anyone else notice that, thats when thats when you pull off the best dance moves, fancy tricks and amazing sports abilities?
personally, as a band student I notice this quite a bit. "I played measure 10-300 perfectly! not a flaw! I'm so good I can't wait to show off in class!"
you get there.
you squeek, squawk, howl and play wrong notes, when you actually get the notes they're sour.
oh look, another embarrassing moment in front of people you know. And with your luck, sexy Rexy took band that year.
Fantastic.
So what do you do when everyone laughs?
Laugh with them, don't be sour about it. The more you avoid it, the more you look away out of embarrassment the more likely they all are to bring it up again later. And believe me, the last thing you want Sexy Rexy to say a few days after your spill it "hows your bum feeling?" or "make sure your shoes are tied next time, dumb-a**"
 8_Jill_8 · Tue Mar 11, 2008 @ 09:21pm · 0 Comments |
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