Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

So, today in my Cafeteria they started selling "Giggles Gecko".

It is a "cheese" snack (like cheese balls or whatever) Except it was shaped like geckos. It turns your tongue blue also. On the package there is a picture if a gecko saying "I turn blue!".


WTF!?!?!?


1. How wrong is that? The thing is Orange, yet in contact with water it turns blue!
HOW SICK!!!

2. GECKOS DON'T CHANGE COLOUR, THOSE ARE CHAMELEONS!!! I MEAN IF YOU
WANT AN ALLITERATION, HOW ABOUT USING "CACKLE'S CHAMELEON" OR
SOMETHING!!!

3. The gecko shaped pieces, they aren't even shaped properly! They look like
mutated lambs!


I should close down their factory, arson would be punishable by law... then again, My ex-best friend's brother IS a policeman...