THE VAMPIRES! -unrated-
Once upon a time there were two vampires. They were fierce warriors that were born for one thing, and one thing only… to kill. But not humans… oranges! Yes! These fierce creatures were the dreaded orange vampires. Their names were Munia and Deuxia! But one night it would all end. All the insanity would come to a halt. For one night, they went on a rampage, the kind of rampage that was only seen in Janon Jackson films.
They began the rampage in a orange field. They walked ever so slowly, listening for potential prey. They heard some whispers and had begun the attack. Then they spotted something… ORANGE PEELS! What followed astonished them, a female orange, without her peels on! They took her and sucked the living citrus out of her and ran. The next day on OCN (orange county news) it spoke of the encounter, and how actions had to be taken. But they never did. So for ten years it continued. Orange after orange. Until one day the vampires had an idea!
They had thought of making a company that FARMED oranges! DISGUSTING! And so it began, the move that would change the world as we know it. Oranges around the world, farmed, picked, and brutally juiced. And so began, the company we all know today, Tropicana.
Deuxia Devonair · Fri Apr 13, 2007 @ 12:10am · 0 Comments |