Warning: Please note this is what happens when I'm bored and I end up emailing Gummi all weekend long, and when I have had too much soda. I had to take/bleep out all the curse words. I have nothing against gay people, just to put that out there before I begin thy journal! ((R.D.'s real name is Jake by the way. ^_^))
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Clover-"He's gay."
Me-"Where the heck! did that come from!?"
Clover-"Well he hangs around girls all the time, I've never seen him even
talk to a guy before."
Me-"He isn't gay!"
Clover-"How would you know?"
Me-"Because I'm the flipn' idiot that came up with his character design, and
flipn' life!"
Clover-"That doesn't prove that he is, or isn't gay."
Unknown-"She does have a point there."
Me-"B-but he isn't gay."
*R.D. walks back in.*
Clover-"R.D. we know why you hang around us."
Random Dude-"Really?"
Clover-"And it's ok, you don't have to hold your true feelings in anymore.
Just tell us everything."
Random Dude-"What the f*@# are you getting at?"
Clover-"We can handle your sexuality."
Random Dude-"What are you talking about!"
Clover-"So who's your secret lover anyway?"
Random Dude-"I DON'T HAVE A SECRET LOVER!"
Clover-"Don't hide it from us. So who is he?"
Random Dude-"HE! What the heck were you guys talking about while I was
gone!"
Clover-"We know your secret."
Random Dude-"What flipn' secret!"
Clover-"Your secret that you've been keeping from us this whole time."
Random Dude-"...Clover you aren't making any sense!"
Clover-"We don't care that you're gay."
Random Dude-"......What!"
Clover-"It's true we don't care, we still love you the same."
Me-"I don't love him."
Random Dude-"I'm not freakn' gay! I like chicks, I don't like guys!"
Me-"Told you" *sticks tongue out*
Clover-"In that case, who's the lucky lady."
Random Dude-"ARGH!!!" *pulls at hair*
*five minutes later*
Random Dude-"Maybe I am gay, at least then I'd have an accuse for hanging around you people."
Clover-"So you admitted to being gay!"
Me-"He isn't gay! And he didn't admit to anything!"
Clover-"See I knew he was hiding something."
Me-"He isn't hiding anything!"
Random Dude-"Actually I am but that's besides the point.”
Me-"Wait. What are you hiding from us?"
Random Dude-"Dang it."
Me-"Fine be that way R.D. I'll just turn your character into a chick and have you die in the next page of the novel, and you'll be killed by arrogance."
Random Dude-"I don't care that's just in the novel, it won't be in real life."
Clover-"You aren't even real."
Random Dude-"Neither are you, so don't push it."
Clover-"I'm just saying, you're pretty much a loser."
Me-"When did all the name calling even begin?"
Clover-"When R.D. called you a b***h 112 e-mails back."
Me-*eyetwitch* "Oh yay, I have to thank my dear friend for that."
Random Dude-"I liked it better when they though I was gay."
Clover-"Well you are gay after all R.D."
Random Dude-"Yay, you're right! I am gay." *snickers*
Me-"You’re just messing with her now aren't you?"
Random Dude-"She's a freakn' idiot, heck yay I'm messing with her."
*Clover is oblivious to this*
Clover-"I'm glad you are able to freely state that. We're so proud of you R.D!" *hugs R.D.*
Random Dude-"Don't. Touch. Me."
Me-"Just tell me what you're hiding from us and I might consider giving Clover a brain so at least she understands when to shut up." *puppy dog eyes*
*glares* Random Dude-"No, it's too personal."
Me-"He isn't going to give in."
Clover-"Darn you!!"
Random Dude-"Clover you probably don't even know what we're talking about do you?"
Clover-"Not a clue!"
Random Dude-"Great!" *crosses arms*
Clover-"I think I know!"
Me-"What is it then?"
Clover-"He's going out with Brad Pitt!"
Random Dude-"....eww."
Me-"You're on crack Clover."
Clover-"I am not, I'm just drunk."
Me-"Who the heck would admit to being drunk?"
Clover-"Me?"
Random Dude-"Well that explains her stupidness today."
Me-"Stupidness isn't a word."
Random Dude-"I don't flipn' care!"
 leavyn · Tue Mar 27, 2007 @ 12:33pm · 2 Comments |
