Ok so me and my best friend Mary were being idiots on MSN today, after we learned that Alan Rickman, is indeed, 61 years old. After my freak out that I like a 61 year old man, I went and told my sis of the new news. xD. She didn't beleive it. Then I came back to my room, and then me and Mary were dicussing how hes SO good looking for his age. Then I started out a phone convo thingy. There's ALOT of randomness and idioticness in here, and some of it may not make sense o+O Enjoy the stupidity! XD (Bold is Mary, non-bold is my stuff) ((There WILL be more added to this dumb story. xD))
Me: Yo, Alan, how old are you? Alan: 61 Eden(MySister): WTFNOYOURNOTYOUMUSTBECONFUSINGYOURAGEWITHSOMEONEELSES! Alan: I'm 61, man, BELEIVEIT! Me: hes 61 *whispers* but hes so hawttt Alan: did you just say I'm hawwwt? o_O Me: Um no..-hangs up- Me: Damn..that was my chance..ARG Alan: i'm still on the phone O_O YOURCHANCEFORWHAT?! Me: UH.........UH.........UH.............. Eden: Haha, you're screwed! Me: I hope so... wink Alan: WTFIMSTILLHERE D=........... Alan: .....WELL all i need is your eye colour and we're set Me: What why Alan: Cause Green eyes are sexy Me: 'WELL WHOOP DE FRIGGEN DOO Me: 'Well wait...I HAVE GREEN EYES Me: Where do we meet?!?!? <333 Alan: Go outside Me: But its raining D= Alan: COMEOURSIDE >=O Me: -goes outside and sees Alan- WTFHOWDYOUGETHERECANYOUTELEPORT?! Alan: It's called a bus Me: Oh, so, sup? Alan: *sigh* nothing much homeskillet buiscut Me: -LOL- So. What are we going to do on this shitty day? Eden: NOTHINGGROSSOK?IDONTWANTMOMMYTOFINDOUT! Me: I'm not a weirdo that would do anything weird with a hot 61 year old Alan: Yeah, and plus that would be illegal Me: *whispers* can we still kiss..or..or..something? Alan: Wtf thats gross! Lets go back to my place! Me: O____o..um..ok then Eden: -twitch- Me: alrighty then, lets go! Alan: so you like my crib? Me: since when are you gangster? Alan: oh..sorry..it's a habbit Me: uhh right.. -runs and plops onto couch- Alan: -goes and sits next to isis- Me: -leans in to kiss alan- Alan: -accidentally turns away not noticing you trying to kiss him- Me: DAMN...oh...did i say that out loud? Alan: o_O yeeeeeeah maybe a BIT loud lol but thats okay... want to go into the loud room? Me: Wtfyouhavealoudroom? Alan: why yes ineedy i do Me: well.. thats interesting.. do we get to be loud -wtf?!did i just say that?!- Alan: weeeell i would think so because of the NAME Me: RIIIIGht Me: Well, I tend to be an idiot sometimes stare Alan: That makes two of us. Now, what do you asy isntead of going in the loud room, we go into the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS?!?!? Me: Umm....I'm just gonna say yes and pretend i didnt just hear you freak out like that Alan: What, and old man cant freak out? D.= Me: Well it is knida weird Alan: Pft. whatever. Isnt it weird that YOU like a 61 year old man? Me: Yeah, so what..its..normal...sometimes...when people are crazy... Alan: -laughs- ok ready to go into the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMOFUBERSEXINESS? Me: Fine, just so you'll stop say that name like that Alan: *squees* Me: OMGTHEROOMISBLUEANDWHITEANDPINK.........wait.........pink? Alan: UHMMMM... OKAY... LETS NOT GO INTO THEUBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS okay..yeah..that was the PRE-UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS Me: CAN YOU STOP SAYING THAT WORD!!! JEEZ!!! Alan: but..it makes it sound SO much cooler! Gawd you just lyke can't accept that the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS is actually lyke REALLY SEXI AND LYKE AWESOME Me: HOLY MOTHER OF THE UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS OHMYGAWD LOOK WHAT YOU DID Alan: you know there is an emo room in my house too o_____o Me: OH THANK GOD YOU ARE SOMEWHAT NORMAL Me: -Skips happily to the emo room- Alan: WAIT! Before you enter, you have to put on this emo suit! Me: uhmmmmmmmmmm.... Alan: SO THAT THE SPIDERS WON'T EAT YOU Me: O__O Alan: Just kidding, we just need these chains and whips and such here... Me: LOL nice one, Alan! Alan: What I'm serious... Me: Well, i didnt know you were that kind of guy D= Can we go back to the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS? Alan: NOW, you're getting the hang of it! Me: -Walks into the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS- Hey, its not pink anymore...its...SHINYANDMETALIC @_@ Alan: yeah, it changes according to the time of day Me: well what does shiny metallic mean? Alan: Whips and chains >_> Me: WTFOLDMENARENTSUPPOSEDTOLIKETHISSTUFF! alan: Don't hate me cause I'm unique crying Me: Aww, i'm sorry, big guy, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings D= Alan: -looks at you with soft LIGHTGREENEYES=0- You: awwwwwww you are so DAMN.....HAWT!!!!!!!!! Alan: o_o....so lyke-- Me: DON'T EVEN START TALKING LIKE THAT AGAIN OR ELSE.... OR ELSE.... Alan: you'll make pancakes? Me: 6_9 'scuse me? PANCAKES?!?!?!! PAAAAANCAAAAAAKES?!?!!.....actually yes... good idea Alan: well...thats scary...AND DELICIOUSLYFANTASTICALLYYUMMY at the same time!!! Me: RIIIIIIIGHT...now where the hell is your batter and water?!?!! Alan: who said you had to use batter and water?? Me: now thats ju- *drools* Me: NO SHUT UP Alan: uh...pancakes? Me: RIGHT....gawd alan shut up!!! JEEZ YOU'RE SO CONFUSING AND RANDOM Alan: Uh..thank you? OHMYGAWD CAN WE GO BACK TO THE UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS Me: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Alan: T______________T Me: Oh quit being such a baby, IMMAKINGYOUPANCAKESFORGODSSAKE! >=| Alan: 'Fine be like that, b***h. Me: WTFDIDYOUJUSTCLLMEOLDMAN?!?!?!?! Alan: I called you..a..uh....ummm....a um.....a batch.....*shifty eyes* Me: wtf o_____O I dont know what a batch is, but I know for a fact that you just called me a b***h. mad Alan: JUSTMAKETHEGODDAMNPANCAKES! Me: WHATIFIDONTWANTTOOLDFART? Alan: Im...not...and old fart! crying -runs into emo room- Me: Aw s**t ALAN get back here....*sigh* -goes into emo room- Alan: MUAHAHA! YOUHAVEENTEREDTHEEMOROOMOFTORTUREANDSEXINESS! Me: Ugh, not this thing again >-< Alan: ..I want waffles.... Me: 'MAKEUPYOURMINDOLDY! Alan: T__T I'm not old! quit calling me old! Me: Sorry, but i cant make pancakes AND waffles. You don't need me to baby you, you're a grown man! Alan:..but i'm young at heart! SEE -throws a pie at my face- Me: Mmm banada cream pie Alan: want me to clean that off there? Me:...O___O; Umm.... Alan: So do you or not? you: i dunno do i? *thinks* holy crap i'm flirting with him o_O alan: uh...i really don't know.. DO YOU?!?!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M CONFUSED you: uh me too.. cause i normally don't flirt with 61 year olds alan: STOP CALLING ME 61!! i feel old that way crying you: BUT YOU ARE OLD!!! alan: @_@ ?!?!?!?! WHY IS THE WORLD AGAINST ME TODAY!!!!!!! you: o-o do you need to cry in the emo room? alan:....mhm.....*nodds n sniffles* you: okay...-pats his back and shoves him into the emo room- MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now stay in there while i make you're stupid pancakes!!! or was it waffles? OMG alan: DUDE LET ME OUT! HOLY CHEESE N CRACKERS THE SPIDERS ARE GONNA EAT ME!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH -screams in a girly voice @__@- you: well this is amusing...OMG ALAN IS GONNA GET EATEN BY SPIDERS OMG OMG OMG alan: this really IS amusing to you isn't it... oh and btw i actually made UP the spid- -screams in girly voice again and runs around and smacks into wall- IS IT GONE?!?! IS IT GONE?!?! you: IS WHAT GONE?!?!?! alan: OMG OMG OMG OMG I THOUGHT I SAW A SPIDER!!!!!!!!! OMG Me: Are you sure you are a MAN? Alan: YES! WANNASEEFORYOURSELF?! -Undoes belt- Me: @___@; Nono, thats illegallll Alan: No one will know wink Eden: WTFAREYOUGUYSDOINGITOLDYOUNOTTODOANYTHINGGROSSCAUSEMOMMYWILLGEMAD >=O Me: -REALLY hates Eden right now and wants to annoy her so grabs Alan and kisses him right in front of Eden- Alan: O_______________________O Eden: O_______________________O Me: whee wink cool Alan: Well, that was..unexcpected..O_o Me: I just did it to make her mad -points at Eden- Eden: D.= Alan: So that wasnt real? crying -goes into emo room with the spiders- Me: I NEVER win do i? Eden: Nope! >=D Me: Throws a pancake at Eden and eden falls out of window- Alan: T__T Me: -pats him on the back- you better get out of this room before the spiders eat you alive Alan: BUTIWANTTHEPANCAKESANDWAFFLESANDSTUFF Me: Okay..seriously...have eden make them for you then.. Alan: BUTIWANTYOUTOMAKETHEM!! DON'TMAKEMESTARTTALKINGLIKEAPREPPYSCHOOLGIRLAGAIN!!!! Me: OH GOD NO!!!! -runs into kitchen and gets pan- Alan: uh so is it safe to come out now? Me: UH UH UH I DUNNO IS IT!? Alan: WELLLLLLL IT IS MY HOUSE!!!!!!! so yeah... okay seriously how did you even get my number? Me: NOW you ask that?! Alan: uh..yea Me: ...Weell....Um...i found it in the pancake mix I bought two weeks ago... Alan: SOTHATSWHEREITWENT! I've been trying to find that paper everywhere! I dropped it, and then...WELLWHATVER! Me: how did it get in the pancake mix? Alan: .... Me: Do you like...eat plain pancake mix O___o' Alan: yes.. crying IKNOWIMWEIRDLEAVEMEALONE! -runs into new room Me: -goes into new room- O__O This..room...is..sooHAWTLYFRICKENAWESOME Alan: yesyes, its the sex room... Me: oh..well then, i'm just gonna go then, i'll just go finish those pancakes..O_O Alan: damn... Me: WTF -runs into kitchen- Alan: I hate being an old fart. Me: -nervously making pancakes- *thinks* how can a 61 year old man want someone as young as me in their..ugh...bleh...room like that? Alan: its not a sex room, i was just kidding, its my room, where i sleep. XD Me: mad I hate you right now Alan: MAKEMESOMEPANCAKESWITHMARSHMALLOWFLUFF~ Me: NO! YOULL EAT THESE DAMN PANCAKES! alan: Fine
IdiotBox Isis · Fri Feb 09, 2007 @ 05:29am · 0 Comments |