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This is pretty funny. 23 Ways to Annoy Sasuke...Now 32 more! |
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23 Ways To Annoy Sasuke...
1. Ask him why he hasnt killed Itachi yet.
2. Tell him you know where Itachi is and when he asks "Where?" Take him a park or someone where outside point to a nearby squirrel and claim that the squirrel is Itachi and he just transformed into it. When Sasuke kills it yell at him for killing an innocent creature then start to cry.
3. Start a fight with him and when he starts to attack you say how much you adore him.
4. Smile happily when he tells you his sad life story and tell him how happy that makes you feel.
5. Narrate everything he does.
6. Ask Sasuke for a bowl of Rice Crispies. When the cereal begins to crackle complain about how it is talking to you. Knock the cereal off of the table stomping on it and yell at it to shut up.When it stops crackling start crying about how innocent it was and how it didn't deserve to die.
7. Get a tape recorder, then tape Naruto saying, "Believe it!" Then make Sasuke listen to it, repeatedly.
8. Repeat what Itachi said to him when he destroy their clan "Foolish brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life."
9. Tell him you dont like the way he is looking at Naruto, and claim Naruto is yours and that he can never have him.
10. When he uses he fireball jutsu scream "Fire!" and throw water on him.
11. Wear his clothes and when he asks why you wearing his clothes, tell him it was your look first and that he just copied it.
12. Have random moodswings.
13. When he walks into a room start laughing loudly and point at him.
14. Yell at him at random times for no reason then when he finally snaps and yells back at you say Geez, someone's PMSing and walk off.
15. Blame him for everything that happens (such as the wind blowing, and the rain.)
16.Take embarassing photos of him and sell them on ebay to his many of fangirls
17. Keep on singing: "This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people start-a-singin' it not knowin what it was, and they'll continue sining it forever just because...this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people start-a-singin' it not knowin what it was, and they'll continue sining it forever just because..."
18. Go to his house stand a far enough to where he can see you but cant hear you, call him and say that you cant take out the trash because you had to go on a mission. When he says that he can see you move out of his sight(to another room preferably) ask him if he can see you and when he says no then say Now i'm on a mission.
19. Wear Naruto boxers(like the type you buy at the store) tell Sasuke that you had Naruto in your pants when he looks at you weird Slap him and say you sicko, i mean the boxers then stomp away angerily.
20. Read him NarutoxSasuke yaoi as a bedtime story.
21. Just read NarutoxSasuke yaoi to him whenever.
22. Ask him if the reason he doesnt like Sakura is because that he is gay.
23. Throw random objects at his head and when he glares at you point to a cat.
NOTE: I did NOT make this. Someone else did.
1. When he talks about his sad past say cheer up Emo kid
2. Dress up as him and walk around following him all day
3. Say his brother is way better than him
4. Go up to him say You attract gay people.
5. Say to him that he is so weak Sakura could beat him
6. Paint his room all pink
7. Change all his clothes to dresss
8. When he walks out of the house play Happy Song By Laim Lynch
9. Use genjutsu on him making him see Itachi sing Im so pretty
10. During a full moon have the Konoha villagers renact the killing of his clan
11. Mistake him for a girl
12. Give anti-depressants
13. When he thinking about his past play Numb by Linkin Park
14. Have you and your best friend transform into Sasuke and Naruto and renact them kissing from Ep.3
15. Use Inos jutsu to take over Itachi body. Then go up to Sasuke saying I missed you so much little brother!
16. Tell him its his fault his whole family died
17. Dye his hair pink
18. Make him read Yaoi fan fics of him and Itachi or Naruto and him
19. On a winter a day transform into Naruto and say Hey, Sasuke I bet a whimp like you couldnt stay an hour in a cold lake Then push him into a cold lake
20. When he says Im an Avenger reply Yeah, you have issues
21. Transform into Sakura then jump on his back so he can give you a piggy back ride
22. Go up to Sasuke and say Hey, want to see a trick? Then place a light bulb into your mouth and say Im the almighty flash light man!
23. Put on a black cape and say I'm from the Akatsuki group fear me!
24. Every time Sasuke says loser to Naruto say Quit sterotypeing blonds!
25. Every time Sasuke calls Sakura a pest say Your just mad your crushing on her
26. Every time Sasuke walks by you, do your happy dance
27. When he wakes up he all grumpy you Hey, we all know youre a morning person
28. Take over Sasuke body when its a rainy day and roll around in mud then realse you soul from his, so hell wake up to find mud all over him.
29. Every time when he uses his key to open the door say Youll become the next Kingdom Hearts Keyblader!
30. When hes sleeping at night walk into his room and Avenge! AVENGE!
31. Every time you look at him scream My eyes! It burns!
32. Every time he says he an avenger, jump into your card bored boat and sing Row Row Your Boat
NOTE: I did NOT come up with these. I just wanted to share them with all of you!
 m.ikstar · Thu Jan 04, 2007 @ 05:30am · 0 Comments |
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