Musical: The Full Monty Song: Big-a** Rock
Jerry: Let's find a rock I mean a big-a** rock Or maybe something like A cinder block is better I'll hoist it up And drop it on your face, my buddy And just before the lights go out You'll see my smile and you'll know You've got a friend With a rock Who cares I mean a big-a** rock Dave: Or rope I got some quality rope Made for a man who's devoid of hope Like you are, my buddy Michael - Malcolm: Unh, that's Malcolm. Dave: Malcolm. Right! And I won't leave you swinging there Twitching like a fish while you claw the air I'll grab your feet And pal o' mine I'll pull real hard And SNAP your spinal cord Jerry: The world is cold whn you're alone and They ignore you But don't kill yourself Jerry & Dave: We'll do it for you You've got a friend Dave: You know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel and sending me over the falls. You know what the son of a b***h said? "Drop dead, a*****e." Jerry: People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye... Dave: What'd he say? Jerry: "I'm low on nails." Dave: People are selfish pricks. Jerry: Another time, now get this, I just lay down in front of a steam roller and asked the guy just to proceed, you know, business as usual, and just squash me like a bug. Dave: That's a good way to go, Jer, the ol' bug squash. We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head. Jerry: Naw, that's such a wimp suicide. Malcolm: I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad...but it didn't kill me. Jerry: Malcolm, stay out of this. Malcolm: I've got a friend Like Carole King Or was it Carly Simon Used to sing? I always get those two confused But anyway - I turned around And suddenly I'm not alone It ain't just me I'm like a player on the team I'm part of the gang... A member of the club Jerry & Dave Player on our team Part of the gang Welcome to the club Dave: Oo ... let's get a club Jerry: I like the big-a** rock Dave: Naw, one good swing and I'll clean his clock forever Jerry: Let gravity do the work! Dave: It's a man's way to die, Mikey. Jerry: Malcolm! Malcolm: I got friends Oo... I've got friends Oo... Dave & Jerry Friends who will Love you like a maniac And lead you like a lamb To the railroad track And tie you down Or tickle your wrist With a single-edge razor Or buy you a beer with A Draino chaser Or dump you in the River with a rock Malcolm: A big-a** rock Jerry: Here's a nice one right over here Dave: Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy. Jerry: No Dave It ain't heavy...he's my friend Dave: Come on, group hug.
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