Hello. I am esteemed historian Ben Forde. I am writing this article because moments ago I had discovered a box of letters to a strange being. Possibly it was a human interacting with it, or perhaps there was a whole species of it at one time. Whatever it was, someone was communicating with it. I have deciphered the first letter for you, I will keep you updated when I discover more.
Quote: Hello *Smrszak, You did a good job out there today. I was impressed. You practically left tentacle marks all over that little village. I am promoting you to Chief of the **spranglers. You should be proud of yourself. I will give you the honorary badge at the sundown ceremony. Do not be late. May your tail never grow limp, ***Ytes
*Apparently pronounced SMER-zak **I have yet to approach the meaning of this word ***Pronounced EE-tez
I have reconstructed a costume of what this creature may look like. I wear it constantly as a 'good luck charm' to decipher these letters, which may unravel the mysteries of the falls and rises of certain nations. Yours truly, Ben Forde
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