Vaginas are scary, thats a fact, but the more you know about vaginas the less scary they are. I have comprised a list of facts about vaginas:
Five out of ten people are diagnosed with a v****a.
There is no known cure for vaginas.
A person with a v****a dies with a v****a, no one is known to have lived for more than 116122 year after being diagnosed with a v****a.
Most people diagnosed with a v****a were born with this medical condition.
Vaginas leech blood from their host and after 10-13 years will become full and will expell all excess blood in a regular monthly cycle.
After 40-50 years a v****a will stop drinking blood from its host and start leeching out nutrients from their bones and muscle fibers.
Vaginas are highly addictive, 9/10 people without vaginas will become addicted to vaginas.
Once addicted if you do not get a v****a in a while you will go through v****a withdrawl,
1/10 people with vaginas become addicted to other vaginas.
Vaginas naturally smell like fish to ward off predators.
When confronted a v****a will leak a clear smelly fluid.
Vaginas can expand over 10 times it normal size, many vaginas have been known to swallow fingers, hands, arms, and even babies.
Vaginas are not contagious and are not known to move from one host to another.
Vaginas can be passed on to ofspring. A person with a v****a only has a 50% chance of having a normal vaginaless child.
Vaginas can be cleaned but they always get dirty again.
In the 1940's lysol was marketed as a v****a clean, it would get them clean but it would not clear up the case of v****a.
Millions of people die every year with a v****a.
As vaginas age they dry up and sag, but a v****a is still a horrible parasite.
Vaginas effect how much you pay for life insurance.
People with vaginas recieve lower wages because they have been diagnosed with vaginas.
Vaginas need to be constrained with thongs and panties.
Vaginas can spread most all STD's
Vaginas blow out smelly air, scientists are not sure why they do this but some believe it is just to be annoying.
v****a BLOOD ATTRACTS BEARS! (NOT THE GOOD GAY BEARS BUT THE ANIMAL BEAR )
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