Narrator: "WELL, the crisis at Palmacosta was fixed, Magnius was stopped, and the Chosen is back on her journey of Regeneration! They are currently heading to Hakonesia Peak."
Lloyd: "I can believe Choclat hates me now."
Colette: "NO! I will NOT have sex with you!"
Genis: "Wha...?"
Colette: "Sorry! It's a trait I picked up from her."
Kratos: "Like how someone is impressed by angel wings and wants them, and joins a big, evil organization just to get them?"
*The rest stare at Kratos*
Raine: "Uh... if that helps you."
*They reach Hakonesia Peak*
Lloyd: "Hey, I just had a thought... isn't the Water Temple on THIS continent?"
Kratos: "Yeah?"
Lloyd: "So why are we trying to leave it?"
*The gang look at each other slap themselves in the face*
Raine: "Dammit! I knew we forgot something! Well, we're gonna have to double back and we'll try Thoda Dock. I have a feeling about that place."
Lloyd: "Whoa, Professor, you're saying we have to go back the way we came?"
Christopher Lloyd: "Precisely, Marty! We have to go back! Back to the future!"
*The gang stare at Christopher Lloyd*
Genis: "Hey, it's Christopher Lloyd."
Kratos: "Would ya look at that."
*Christopher Lloyd looks around then runs into the Delorian and takes off*
Raine: "Uh... yeah... we're gonna have to walk."
Genis: "Wouldn't it be easier to take a bus?"
Lloyd: "Very good, Genis! But where the hell are we gonna get a bus?"
*Harrison Ford walks past them*
Lloyd: "Holy Han Solo! It's Harrison Ford!"
Harrison Ford: "Hey."
Kratos: "Can we catch a ride with you?"
Harrison Ford: "You need a ride too? Aren't I popular?"
*Harrison Ford points to his bus, the Mellenium Falcon, and gets on*
Harrison Ford: "I have other passengers, so find what seats you can."
*They get on board and Lloyd and Genis sit next to Sir Alec Guinness and Raine and Collete sit next to Mark Hamill, while Kratos sits in between C-3PO and R2-D2.*
Colette: "Hey it's a Wookiee!"
*Chewbacca waves*
Harrison Ford: "Chewie, punch it!"
*Another group of people run towards the bus*
Voice: "Wait!"
Harrison Ford: "You guys need rides, too?"
Voice: "Ya."
Harrison Ford: "Hop in."
*Tidus, Yuna, Auron, Kihmari, Rikku, Lulu, and Wakka walk on the bus and take seats*
Lloyd: "Hey."
Tidus: "Hi."
*The bus is silent, no one talks to anyone and Harrison Ford takes off*
Kratos: "Can anyone say 'rip-off'?"
Auron: "I know, it's weird."
Kratos: "Freakin'-A."
Harrison Ford: "Where's everybody headed. I gotta go to Alderan, so I'll save that for last. You, the aggressive midget, where you folks goin'?"
Genis: "Me? Uh... Thoda Dock."
Harrison Ford: "Ok. How 'bout you, you walking carpit?"
Chewbacca: "AAAaaaarghh."
Harrison Ford: "Not you, Chewie, the other one."
Kihmari: "Malacania."
Harrison Ford: "Ok, Thoda Dock, Malacania, then Alderan. Here we are."
*They pull up at Thoda Dock, and the Chosen's Group file out. Mark Hamill stops Lloyd.*
Mark Hamill: "Hey, kid, the statue thing you're trying to find is in Thoda Dock. Ok?"
Lloyd: "Oh, thanks, Mr. Hamill."
*Mark Hamill winks, and Lloyd walks off, the Millenium Falcon converts into a Starship and blasts off into the sky*
Kratos: "What was that about?"
Lloyd: "Mark Hamill says the Spiritua Statue is here."
Kratos: "He also says that Ronald Mcdonald's THE rapist."
Raine: "That's therapist."
*Kratos stares at Raine*
Kratos: "Silence, wench!"
Colette: "I see it! It's in the geyser!"
Lloyd: "How are we supposed to get it?"
Sheena: "Use the midget's ice magic."
Lloyd: "Hey, it's the sexy lady."
Sheena: "Hi."
Colette: "She told us her name. It's Sheena Fujibawaski."
Sheena: "Fujibayashi... actually."
Genis: "Why're you helping us?"
Sheena: "What do you... HEY! You're the Chosen! I gotta kill ya!"
Lloyd: "Theme's fighting words! Get her Noishe!"
*Noishe jumps from nowhere, being that I lost track of him after the Fire Temple, and growls at Sheena*
Sheena: "OMG, it's a dog! Runaway!"
*Sheena runs away, they stare after her for a little bit and watch as she runs faster after the fanboys arrive*
Kratos: "What a strange a person."
Genis: "Ice!"
*The geyser freezes*
Genis: "Ok, Lloyd, I don't know how long the ice will hold, so ya gotta be quick. Slide in the direction I tell you to."
Lloyd: "You're just looking for an excuse to boss me around."
Genis: "I know... But ya gotta work with me, ok?"
Lloyd: "Whatever."
*Lloyd jumps into the geyser*
Genis: "Right! Foward! Left... uh... my left.... Right again! Left! Do a barrel roll! And
ri-"
Lloyd: "ARGH!"
*The geyser explodes with burning water, but Lloyd manages to grab the statue on his way up and lands next to them*
Lloyd: "You b*****d... Genis."
Genis: "Hey, ya got it. Now we can give it to Koton."
Lloyd: "I'll get you for this...."
*Colette notices a pedestal, and puts her hand on it*
Colette: "What does this do?"
*A misty walkway appears*
Colette: "That must be the Water Temple!"
Lloyd: "I ain't walkin' on that thing!"
Kratos: "It'll be fine. Don't worry. I can fly."
Genis: "How?"
Kratos: "How can I what?"
Genis: "Fly."
Kratos: "I never said I could."
Genis: "Uh... right."
*The gang take an uneasy step on the walkway and realize it's safe, they walk up the walkway and into the cave*
Lloyd: "See, Genis? You had nothing to worry about."
Genis: "What?"
Narratos: "Ho ho ho, Genis is pathetic. Stay tuned for the adventures of the Chosen's gang in the Water Temple! See also Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The next one will be up faster than you can say 'Thugee'."
Colette: "Thugee."
Narrator: "Maybe not that fast. But still pretty fast. Like tomorrow or something. Thank you! Good night!"
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