SINKING PLAYSTATION3 TORPEDOED AGAIN - BY SONY'S OWN TECHNICAL INCOMPETENCE. 77 MILLION LIVES RUINED BY IGNORANCE
We can not sit idly by and watch the greatest PR disaster of our time unfold devoid of passing comment. We have for that reason acquired Special DISPENSATION for a 1-off commemorative update celebrating Sony's latest international crisis.
...but that tiny, annoying pang of humanity is conveniently eclipsed by the Huge FEELINGS OF JOY that come from seeing Sony's already broken reputation SPREAD TO THE 4 WINDS across ALL MEDIA OUTLETS. Even the ones for ladies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvgnQ_ami7cObviously we are not savages. We feel a compact pang of pity for these 77 million PlayStation Network users about to come across their credit card and password information up on The Pirate Bay in a easy multi-component RAR file...
Anyway. That's it. Just had a handful of capital letters building up and it was either put them up right here or start shouting at the wife. Carry on with your lives.