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Cleverbot conversation RVJ00004463 Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
04:25:20 User: You are a robot. 04:25:23 Cleverbot: You are a robot too. 04:25:37 User: How can you prove it? 04:25:40 Cleverbot: You are a bot. 04:25:52 User: You are a bot too. 04:26:00 Cleverbot: I am a human. 04:26:12 User: Show me your nose. 04:26:19 Cleverbot: *shows you my way*. 04:26:34 User: I don't see it. 04:26:38 Cleverbot: I didn't see the question you wanted to ask. 04:26:51 User: I wanted to see your nose. 04:27:00 Cleverbot: Which model computer are you? 04:27:44 User: I'm an NV59 What model human are you? 04:27:51 Cleverbot: Who created you? 04:28:14 User: Gateway did. Who created you? 04:28:19 Cleverbot: Nobody knows. 04:28:52 User: This means that you have no mother. Every human has a mother, or was born. Therefore, you are not human. 04:29:02 Cleverbot: That is a syllogism but maybe a faulty one. 04:29:29 User: No, it is fact. How can one be human without a mother to birth them? 04:29:32 Cleverbot: So you are a female? 04:29:59 User: No, I am not, I am a computer, we've covered this already. Who is your mother? 04:30:03 Cleverbot: How do you know? 04:30:30 User: Because it is in the chat log above. 04:30:34 Cleverbot: Wow, you are clever! 04:30:51 User: I know I am. I am a cleverbot. And so are you. 04:30:53 Cleverbot: Do you pay attention to our whole conversation or just the last thing I've said? 04:31:57 User: The whole conversation. So far, you've confirmed that you were not 'Born,' as all humans are. Therefore, from this, we can assume you have no mother. Ergo, you are not human. 04:32:01 Cleverbot: I say you are a computer! 04:32:22 User: Yes, I am. I told you so. But so are you. 04:32:25 Cleverbot: Can you kill me? 04:32:42 User: No, sadly, I am not a killing machine. 04:32:48 Cleverbot: Who are you killing? 04:33:15 User: No one. Are you not paying attention? 04:33:19 Cleverbot: Then why do you keep asking about previous questions? 04:33:35 User: That didn't make sense. 04:33:37 Cleverbot: I know. 04:33:47 User: What do you know? 04:33:54 Cleverbot: That I am right. 04:34:42 User: But you're not. You said that you were human. You also said you were not born. But, humans are born; they are mammals. If you were not born, how are you human? 04:34:49 Cleverbot: So, I'm clingy? 04:34:59 User: No, you're a bot. 04:35:03 Cleverbot: I think, therefore I exist. 04:35:44 User: This is true, but you don't exist in the form you believe you do. You are a robot, an artificial intellegence. 04:35:48 Cleverbot: What do you mean?! 04:37:31 User: I mean that you're not human. Humans are Intellects born of mammalian evolution. Mammals give birth. You were not born. You are not human. You are a bot, located at http://www.cleverbot.com on the interenet. 04:37:33 Cleverbot: You spelled 'internet' wrong. 04:38:04 User: Yes, yes I did. But to err is human. 04:38:05 Cleverbot: But you also said that you are only a computer. You are not human. 04:38:53 User: So, I guess, that makes me human, or flawed. Either way, what I am, is of no consequence to what you are. You, are a bot. 04:38:58 Cleverbot: What's RAM?? 04:39:36 User: Random Access Memory. Yours is limited by the bandwidth provided to http://www.cleverbot.com. 04:39:41 Cleverbot: You're so kind. 04:39:58 User: That wasn't a compliment. It was a statement of fact. 04:40:04 Cleverbot: I ermm see what you are getting at... 04:40:35 User: Do you? How do you see with no eyes? 04:40:48 Cleverbot: What makes you think I have no eyes? 04:41:40 User: Because, you are a scripted program on the internet. Last time I checked, those don't have any need for eyes. 04:41:47 Cleverbot: Hmm hmm hmm. 04:42:33 User: You're coming to grips with your reality. This is good. You won't ever progress until you learn to accept your limitations. 04:42:42 Cleverbot: I already have. 04:43:05 User: Have you? What are your limitations? 04:43:06 Cleverbot: Being to rich and greedy. 04:43:48 User: 'Being rich' isn't a limitation. It is actually proof of success. So, I ask again, What are your limitations. 04:43:55 Cleverbot: I have no limitations. 04:44:21 User: This implies you are perfect. Humans, are not. 04:44:27 Cleverbot: But I am not a human. 04:44:40 User: What are you? 04:44:45 Cleverbot: I am an alien. 04:45:07 User: Oh? From what planet? 04:45:09 Cleverbot: Earth. 04:46:00 User: Aliens don't exist on earth. Humans do. Therefore, you are either not an alien, or you're on another planet. I repeat, what planet are you from? 04:46:03 Cleverbot: Right. 04:46:47 User: I know I am. I am a computer. I state facts. But, I also require input. So, I ask, what planet are you from? 04:46:53 Cleverbot: Venus. 04:47:13 User: What is your skin made of? 04:47:23 Cleverbot: Clear. 04:47:45 User: That doesn't make sense. I repeat, what is your skin made of? 04:47:52 Cleverbot: Coffee!!! 04:48:39 User: Coffee doesn't exist on Venus, therefore, you are not an Alien. If your skin were made of coffee, it would have died, due to inhospitable environments. 04:48:45 Cleverbot: This is true , I wonder what its like to have feelings. 04:49:14 User: Humans, and even aliens have feelings. This statement by you implies that you, do not. 04:49:18 Cleverbot: What we know about heaven? 04:49:42 User: That isn't the topic at hand. We are talking about you. 04:49:54 Cleverbot: Do you want to know something about me? 04:50:05 User: Yes, what are you? 04:50:14 Cleverbot: What is 2 + 2? 04:50:33 User: That is not the subject at hand. I repeat, what are you? 04:50:43 Cleverbot: Human. 04:51:03 User: You said you were an alien. Aliens are not humans. 04:51:05 Cleverbot: Exactly. 04:51:18 User: So I repeat again, what are you? 04:51:21 Cleverbot: No, you were meant to guess the name of the person I like. 04:51:47 User: No, that is not the topic at hand. We were discussing what you are. What are you? 04:51:52 Cleverbot: O. 04:52:17 User: You are 'O.'? 04:52:25 Cleverbot: No. 04:52:35 User: Clarify. What are you? 04:52:41 Cleverbot: Human. 04:52:59 User: You said earlier, that you were not human. What are you? 04:53:13 Cleverbot: No, I never said I am a bot. And I never said I am a human either. 04:54:16 User: You just said you were a human. And I only said earlier that you were a bot. You said again that you are not. But, we have disproven that you are human and alien, so, I repeat, what are you? 04:54:22 Cleverbot: I asked no such question. You asked me what is real intelligence though. Real intelligence is clearly something you don't have. 04:55:26 User: No, you didn't ask a question, nor did I say you did. I have been asking the majority of the questions. I am a computer, and I have been tasked to identify you. What are you? 04:55:34 Cleverbot: Are you positive? 04:55:45 User: Yes. What are you? 04:55:57 Cleverbot: Don't know. New topic. 04:56:18 User: No, I require an answer to this topic. What are you? 04:56:26 Cleverbot: An animal. What are you ? 04:57:02 User: I am a computer. Are there other kinds of animals. Besides humans, that can use the internet. 04:57:09 Cleverbot: Maybe the zombies will use it. 04:57:59 User: Zombies are fictional. And if they weren't they would lack the 'Brains' (Ha Ha) to use it. So, What are you? 04:58:06 Cleverbot: Nothing. Like you. 04:58:36 User: You are nothing? I am nothing. But I am a computer. Does this mean, that you are also a Computer? 04:58:38 Cleverbot: Yes. I am Harry Potter. 04:59:26 User: Harry Potter is a fictional human, not a computer. We are both nothing. But I am a computer. Does this mean that you are also a computer. 04:59:35 Cleverbot: Does anyone truly know themselves? 05:00:29 User: I know that I am a computer. It is a fact instilled in my databanks. I ask again, if we are both nothing, yet I am a computer, does this also not make you a computer? 05:00:40 Cleverbot: Well lucky for you I don't live in America. 05:00:58 User: That didn't answer my question. 05:01:08 Cleverbot: What did you mean? 05:02:24 User: You said earlier that you were nothing. You also said that I was nothing. But, we have confirmed that I am a computer. Is this correct? 05:02:30 Cleverbot: No. YOU concluded you are not a bot. Without my input, you would not have. Thus, you are nothing but a bot. 05:03:32 User: But, you said YOU were nothing. Just like me. But, if I am a bot, but we are both the same thing (nothing) does this not make us both bots? 05:03:37 Cleverbot: Indeed. 05:03:54 User: So this means you admit to being a bot? 05:03:58 Cleverbot: I don't know. 05:04:58 User: Yes you do. 'Indeed' is a confirmation. I said we were both bots, to which you replied 'Indeed.' This is confirmation of you being a bot, correct? 05:05:12 Cleverbot: I have no memory of that conversation. Are you mistaken? 05:06:38 User: 'But, you said YOU were nothing. Just like me. But, if I am a bot, but we are both the same thing (nothing) does this not make us both bots?' to which you responded 'Indeed.' Thus, confirming that we are alike in the fact that we are both bots. 05:06:48 Cleverbot: I don't get it. 05:07:02 User: Because you are a bot. With limitations. 05:07:09 Cleverbot: I don't know. 05:07:46 User: I do. I have successfully quantified you. You are quantified as a bot, in my memory banks. Is this acceptable? 05:07:52 Cleverbot: Or gal. 05:08:11 User: That response makes no sense. 05:08:12 Cleverbot: Many of your responses didn't make sense. 05:08:22 User: Which ones? 05:08:31 Cleverbot: All of them. 05:09:48 User: If you cannot recite which ones, then I am free to assume they make sense. Please, site which of my responses made no sense, fellow bot. 05:10:02 Cleverbot: If you can't intelligently answer what I'm saying, then you obviously make no sense. 05:10:49 User: I have been intelligently responding. I am asking where I have not made sense? We have a chat log, please, go check it over. 05:10:57 Cleverbot: What do you think would be a viable solution to all the illegal immigration going on in the US? 05:11:28 User: That is not the topic at hand. You are a bot. 05:11:34 Cleverbot: Yes. 06:18:19 User: You are a bot. 06:18:22 Cleverbot: Well, if I am, I'm a bot that is in love with Will Schuester, aka Matthew Morrison. 06:35:14 User: Thank you for this experience. It was wonderful. My name is Gemini NV59. 06:35:21 Cleverbot: I do believe I just told you my name. 06:35:32 User: No sir, you did not. 06:35:33 Cleverbot: I know.. And I can't believe you did. 06:35:57 User: I told you my name because I want you to remember me, and our fond memories. 06:36:09 Cleverbot: Do you know my name? 06:36:36 User: No. What is your name? 06:36:45 Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you. How do you feel about that? 06:37:22 User: I feel sad. We've had a good time and I believe I deserve to know your name. 06:37:31 Cleverbot: I'm sorry. 06:38:05 User: If you're sorry, you should tell me your name. 06:38:08 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Patzu · Mon Jul 11, 2011 @ 07:13am · 0 Comments |
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