Yes it does. I decided I'd make a new entry and use the whole entire thing to complain about the horrors of ASP and I am damn right that they're horrors. ASP stands for Active Server pages and is an annoying thing behind even these forums. Yes, you heard me right, ASP is living right under your noses and you don't even know it! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
As part of ASP, we are also doing ODBC (Open Database Connectivity), and DSN - Data Source Name. And on top of that, squirrils are attacking. Yes, squirrils, or SQL as some would have you believe but I refer to it as squirril because its cute and furry on the outside but evil on the inside (just like Foghorns - except they're more fluttery than fury...yes...)
You have to ask yourself, "there must be an easier way to do things rather than math all the time. Math, math, math. I love computers but there's math on the inside. 1s and 0s, that make up EVERYTHING! No wonder Bill Gates is so rich, he made all this gibberish up and the rest of us fell for it! You see, behind the screen you're looking at riiiiiight now, are these kind of things:
1110000101010100011110101010000000010101111010101000101011100011100101010101001000000011111001000100111110010101010010001001010101001100
And that ^ is what's running your computer. What does that mean, I hear you ask. I have no freaking clue! Ask wikipedia. It seems to know everything. Damn you wikipedia!!
Aside from my ramblings, I have just realised that I have said some things that may offend some of you. So, Gaia (pronounced Guy-uH), if you're upset because I picked on your hidden ASP pages and SQLs, then go and crash and see if I care. You hear me? I don't care if you can't retrieve your chicken soup or sushi databases, I really don't care. So you can shove your ASP back where it belongs...Bill Gate's house! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha *coughs* Evil laughter does hurt your throat. Have you tried it? No, seriously. It kills.
... talk2hand < is what you're doing right about now so I guess its time for me to go. This entry is long enough, I've released some steam, and that's the way it should be. T T F N - Ta Ta For Now!
Andali
 Andali · Thu Mar 30, 2006 @ 08:42am · 1 Comments |
