Stupid Sh!t that u might make up with ur friendz.
plz post comments.
1.Silence is golden.
But duck tape is silver.
The force is like duck tape.
There's a light side, a dark side.
And it holds the universe together.
2.Invader blood runs through my viens.
Like radioactine pants.
FEAR THE RUBBER PANTS!!!!!!!! sweatdrop
3.Evil just live backwards.
And don't we just want to live.
4.I used to have super powers,
but my theripist took them away.
5.Dude, there are 3things, I know not to mess with
-Mother nature
-Mother-in-law
-mother-freaking ukrainians
6.It's bad when you cry over the person you love.
It's worse when he's the one who made you cry.
7.Friends help you
Real friends help you hide the bodies.
..................................................2years later.
I'm smilling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
8.If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance.
Baffle them with your Bullsh!t.
9.When God made girls, he was so proud.
When God made boys, he was so sad.
When God made me, he was just showing off ^_^.
10.When you hold me like this.
So many memories fill my eyes.
The first time we kissed.
But, still, here we lie.
Love is all.
All is love.
11.If water were vodka.
And I were a duck.
I'd swim to the bottom.
And never come up.
But water is not vodka.
And I'm not a duck.
So pass the damn bottle.
And shut the ******** up. blaugh
12.A cat falls in a pool,
a rooster laughs at it.
.............What is the moral of this story?.....................
A wet p***y makes a c**k happy. lol sweatdrop
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