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Rats are gross. Mice are classy.
If you are an immature and an amature *****, MySpace is for you. But if you know your s**t, Facebook is for you.
If you're a California Gurl, you have a superpower. You can melt a guy's popsicle. Just ask Katy Perry.
Never trust a Biebtard. Never listen to a Biebtard. And most importantly: NEVER associate with a Biebtard.
If it breaks, it needed fixing anyway.
Borrow money from pessimists. They won't expect it back.
The 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime there is a 50-50 chance you'll get something right, there is a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Death is a once in lifetime experience.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
An Biebtard is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
Sticking a key in a wall socket is bad. But it's healthier than drugs, so have at it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you are a boy and you like Justin Bieber, you ARE gay. Or you have suffered from very severe head trauma.
Always check for Jews in your basement before going to bed.
When is doubt always ask yourself one of these: WWHD or WWLVD. What Would Hitler Do? or What Would Lord Voldemort Do?
Twilight is just a movie about a closeted gay vampire who uses a slutty, stupid human as a cover up.
If you do something good and your parents say "Thank you", tell them "I didn't do it for you". Even if you did.
If you want to be just like Justin Bieber, say good bye to puberty.
Just because he says he has candy, doesn't mean it's the kind you can eat.
 ElementPurple · Wed Aug 11, 2010 @ 10:42pm · 0 Comments |
