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Here are some jokes i've seen threw the internet. Oh yea!
1. Who ever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
2.Let me write this down in my "things i don't give a ******** about" notebook.
3.I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
4.I was going to take over the world, but i got distracted by something sparkly.
5.My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
6.Don't knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and run! He hates that.
7.You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
8. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
9. Of course I'm going to drive...I'm to drunk to walk.
10.So your hair is in ur face...do u walk into many walls?
11. Come to the darkside, we have cookies.
12. Only in America; can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulence; there are handicap parking spots in front of a skating rink; drugstores make the sick walk to the back of the store to get a persription and healthy people order cigarettes at the front; do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a DIET coke; do the banks leave both doors open and then chain their pens to the counters; do people buy hotdogs in sets of 10, but buns in packages of 8. Only in America.

hope u enjoyed it!! razz