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RING RING RING RING RING RING RING! BANANA PHONE!: Tales of a Bassist's Answering Machine Part $

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

"... You are a cruel.. cruel man.... I just spent the last twenty seconds trying to figure out how to keep an idiot in suspense!!! That's it! I'm calling Kai!!! GOOD BYE!!"

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*BEEP*

"Reita? It's Kai. Mind telling me why Shou, of all people, just called me sobbing? Honestly, I don't have time to deal with him. So change your message! please!"

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*BEEP*

"Wow... You'd better not be refering to me... This is Uruha incase you haven't already guessed. Aoi's looking for his car keys... again... but I have even worse news... My couch caught on fire.... again.... So if you could, let Ruki know. I'd kinda like his help picking out one that'll survive me..."

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There Ruki sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Ruki in the middle of it, his arms wind milling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.

".... what... the... heck? Anyway? um... yeah... I'll just... call back later... this is Kai by the way...."

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*BEEP*

"DUDE! My sides hurt I'm laughing so hard! That! was! EPIC! This is Die. Give me a call back here soon! or I might just keep calling to listen to that again! haha! See ya!"

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*BEEP*

"Shakespearian Kyo doth not approve of thine ********...."

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A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

"You know... I seriously wonder some times why Kai hasn't strangled you... and then I remember those recent rumors. Yes, yes, it's me Tora. As if you didn't already know. Again, Kai lost his cell phone and Nao's freaking out about it. Something about a comment for the whole of PSC labeled groups... I don't know. Could you either call Kai and have him call us? or could you just call back with his home phone? thanks."

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Next on Public Radio 91.9 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak, his "Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72."

"You've lost it. Ever since you got married, you've gone a little strange, Reita. oh well, Ruki's good for you and it's easier for you to baby sit Ruki this way. Anywho, it's Aoi. I still can't find my car keys. Kai borrowed them a few weeks ago and now I can't find them. I swear that man has a disease or something... call me back if you can. thanks..."

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BEEP Hello, this is WKSS, you're on the air.

"WOOT! THAT WAS SOME PARTY!!!! YEAH! GOTTA LOVE-KAI!! NUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
"Reita! Hey, it's Kai! Sorry, Miyavi got to the phone first. Anyway! Just calling to make sure you two got home alrigh- YES! I'lL MAKE YOU A SANDWHICH! HOLD ON! anyway... again, back to baby sitting! ja ne!"