The more [X]'s the dumber you are. 18 or lower means you're not stupid. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. So far: 5 [x] You have ran into a tree. [] It IS possible to lick your elbow [] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [] You just tried to sing them So far: 7 [] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] Your hair is blonde. [] People have called you slow So far: 9 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [x] You've fallen asleep in class [] If someone says "fart" you laugh So far: 13 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about [] People often shake their heads and walk away from you [x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x] You use your fingers to do simple math. So far: 17 [x] You have eaten a bug. [] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket So far: 20 [] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you [x] You break a lot of things. So far: 21 [] Your friends/family know not to use big words around you [] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before So far: 22 [] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling [x] The word "uhhhh" is used many times a day. So far: 23 *********************************************** Respost as "I've done __ out of 36 stupid things''
Rose_Wynters · Sat Jul 18, 2009 @ 01:30am · 0 Comments |