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Enjoy.
25 Ways To Screw With The Car Dealership Dude.
1| Come in, ask to test drive a car, go to the drivethru at burger king and bring back the guy some fries.
2| Ask the guy to come with you on the testdrive, and at every red light, stop, take your hands off the wheel, and laugh hysterically until the light turns green.
3| Ask to purchase an Oldsmobile, and when he informs you they're no longer in production, beg him to check his back room for an extra.
5| Bring a collectible Disney drink cup and demand a car with cupholders sized to fit it precisely.
6| Ask how heavy the car is, and when he asks why, tell him you need to know how many people you'll need to push it when it breaks down on the side of the road.
7| Ask for his suggestion for the best getaway car.
8| Pull into a Toyota dealership and then go "Oh, this is a Toyota place? Really? Not a Ford? Are you sure...? I thought the cars looked crappy.....so I just assumed.....Really, though?"
9| Come in and ask for a pen or stress ball with their logo to add to your collection.
10| Ask a bunch of questions, and after every answer, say, "And you're positive?"
11| Ask to see a car with excellent brakes. When he raves about how they can avoid accidents and go from 90 to 0 in 3 seconds and whatnot, poin to a concrete wall and say "Prove it."
12| Pull in and ask why the car dealership, of all places, lacks a drive thru.
13| Request Express Shipping.
14| Ask how resistant the hood would be to a haphazard bicyclist incident.
15| While looking around, point to a random car and squeal, "LOOK! Isn't that the same model of car that's been identified as the type that smashed into the McDonald's nearby because of faulty breaks? GET THE PAPERWORK! IT'S PERFECT!"
16| Ask which cars come with training wheels.
17| If there's a large truck/bigrig in the customer parking lot, run up to it and glomp on the side, then casually ask, "How much is this one?"
18| Give a very precise definition of the car you want, and when the guy shows you something meeting your specifications, look disgusted and give a whole new set of requirements.
20| Pull in with a car full of stuffed animals, and ask the guy to transfer them to the car you want to test drive.
21| Ask for a car with tinted windows. bullet resistant glass, and a large trunk, saying "Hahahaha.....I'll teach her never to break up with me again..."
22| If there's a delivery truck there, point and scream "There it is! My dream car!"
23| Ask to have a sip of the guy's coffee.
24| Demand to know how they got cars inside the dealership building, and refuse to leave until he gives an in-depth description.
25| Ask for a car that doesn't float, saying, "Yeah, my parents just disowned me, my girlfriend left me, my cat got stolen, and I'm going to the shore next week...."
BONU$| Ask to testdrive a car, sit in it, and spend a full ten minutes playing with the sunroom and seat heaters.
 Hogosha neko · Wed Jun 10, 2009 @ 11:34pm · 0 Comments |
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