My mother and I were checking out at some store in the mall, I was buying a necklace.
Cashier: Have you heard about our return policy!? (says this exceedingly happy)
Mom: no, no we haven't- what is it?!
Cashier: All jewelry sales are final
Sae: ....So, really your return policy is that you don't have one.
Also that same day at the mall.
Walking into a store
Salesrep: Hi!
Mom: ....hi?
SR: are you looking for anything in particualr?!
Mom: no, were just browsing thanks.
SR: Really, cause i could pull something out for you?
Mom:.... thats alright
SR: let me know if you need something!!!
AnotherSalesRep: Can I show you something in particular!!???
Sae: No, no you cant.
After looking around for a moment
SR: *pops out of nowhere* Ohhhh, good choice!!!
Mom: .....thanks....
SR: I can pull others out for you!!!!
Mom: you really dont have to
SR: are you sure??!?!?!?!?
Sae: dude, back off before i whip out the tazer.....
SR: *nervouse laughter*
A few moments later
Mom: *looks over shoulder* oh god, hes coming back
Sae: RUN!!
needless to say we didn't buy anything there, and never before i had i wished so much to be an over zealous soccer mom with a tazer gun, I could of claimed self defense
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