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Well now fans of the ‘Twilight phenomenon’ are taking boring to a whole new level. They are creating their own religion, based on the books/film. It’s called Cullenism, after the family of Vampires in Twilight, and they have their own very strange set of beliefs. The first, and primary bit of dogma you have to believe to be a Cullenist is that the characters in the Twilight series are real. No, they’re not characters invented by author Stephanie Meyer. No, no, no, they’re real living, breathing people. And real, living (Unliving? Whatever…) breathing teen vampires. Of course, that’s not all. There are a whole series of beliefs, and the religion is open to adopting more beliefs as others become members.
Here’s the post on the official Twilight forums that begins the religious discussion:
Just like any other religion, we have beliefs and values. Each belief may take on more importance for one person than it may for another, there is no wrong way to decide which beliefs are more important than others. So here are the main Cullenism beliefs, however, this list is not a limit to what you can believe in when it comes to the Cullenism religion, Cullenists are a welcoming and caring group of people, and we will accept any other Cullenism beliefs you may have!
These are our beliefs (in no certain order).
Quote: As a Cullenist we believe: Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s) The twilight series should be worshiped If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens, if you are bad in life, you will be sent to James’ cave
OMFG
WTF PEOPLE!?
Time to go hunting, everybody, because I garauntee SM is the Antichrist and is raising an army of demons, hellions, and zombies to take over the known world.
We're all going batshit crazy about Swine Flu? ******** NO! It's TwiFags!
-cocks shot gun-
Time to go to war, everybody.
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Alexander Anderson's Gonna Have A s**t Fit.
 Blakaize · Wed Apr 29, 2009 @ 05:11pm · 6 Comments |
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