How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"
[ ] gotten kissed (not on the lips)
[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class (i turn min off when i have it)
[ ] gotten suspended (never)
[ ] gotten caught chewing gum (I can chew gum at my school now)
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test (i hate cheating on a test)
Total so far:0
[ ] arrived late to class more than 5 times (nope)
[ ] didn't do homework over 5 times (its only if i really forget)
[ ] turned at least 3 projects in late
[ ] missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 0
[ ] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school (never on purpose)
[ ] text people during class (points to other question)
[x] passed notes
[ ] threw stuff across the room
[ ] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 1
[ ] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[ ] took pictures during school hours
[ ] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[ ] skipped a class period (never ever)
Total So Far: 2
[ ] threw something at the teacher (why?)
[ ] went outside the classroom without permission
[ ] broke the dress code
[ ] failed a class
[ ] ate food during class (unless lunch counts xD)
Total So Far: 2
[x] gotten a call from school (For updates from school)
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[ ] didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking (i wouldn't do that unless i was really mad)
[x] curse during class/school
total so far: 4
[ ] faked your parents signature (I fail at there signature its too fancy and i don;t even try)
[ ] slept in class
[ ] cursed at your teacher
[x] copied homework
[ ] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal (i was the good kid that they never brothered)
total So Far: 5
Multiply by 3
Grand total: 15% idk what that means
Moving on
How much of a virgin are you ?
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
1.[ ]Smoked.
2.[ ]Drank alcohol.
3.[ ] Cried when someone died.
4.[ ]Been drunk.
5.[ ] Had sex.
6.[ ] Been to a concert.
7.[ ]Gotten/given a handjob.
8.[ ]Gotten/given a b*****b.
9.[ ] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:100%
11.[ ] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12.[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14.[ ] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.[ ] Been to prom.
16.[ ] Cried at school.
17.[ ] Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.[ ] Went streaking. (??? why)
19.[ ] Given or received a lap dance.
20.[X] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (my bro)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
21.[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (family)
22.[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.(Again .. Family)
23.[x]Kissed a stranger.
24.[x]Hugged a stranger.
25.[ ]Went scuba diving.
26.[ ]Driven a car.
27.[x] Gotten an x-ray.
28.[ ] Hit by a car.
29.[x] Had a party.
30.[ ] Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:92%
31.[ ] Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32.[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
33.[ ] Run away from home.
34.[ ] Broken a bone.
35.[ ] Eaten sushi.
36.[ ] Bought porn.
37.[ ] Watched porn.
38.[ ] Made porn.
39.[ ] Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.[X] Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
41.[ ] French kissed. (noo)
42.[x] Laughed so hard you cried.
43.[x] Cried yourself to sleep.
44.[ ] Laughed yourself to sleep.
45.[ ] Stabbed yourself.
46.[ ] Shot a gun.
47.[ ] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.[X] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.(basically 24/7)
49.[ ] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50.[ ] Watched an animal die. (WHY!!!)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%
51.[ ] Watched a person die.
52.[ ] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.[ ] Pranked somebody.
54.[ ] Put somebody in the hospital.
55.[ ] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.[ ]Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.[x] Dressed punk.
58.[x] Dressed goth.
59.[x] Dressed preppy.
60.[ ] Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
61.[X] Avoided somebody.
62.[x] Been stalked.
63.[x] Stalked someone.
64.[ ] Met a celebrity.
65.[X] Played an instrument.
66.[X] Ridden a horse.
67.[ ] Cut yourself.
68.[ ] Bungee jumped.
69.[ ] Ding dong ditched somebody.
70.[ ] Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
71.[ ] Got caught stealing something.
72.[X] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (brother XD)
73.[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.[ ] Gone out with your friend's crush.
75.[ ] Got arrested.
76.[ ] Been pregnant.
77.[X] Babysat.
78.[ ] Been to another country.
79.[ ] Started your house on fire.
80.[ ] Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:78%
81.[ ] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.[ ] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83.[ ] Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84.[ ] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85.[ ] Sat on your butt all day.
86.[ ] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87.[ ] Had a job.
88.[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team.
89.[ ] Been called a whore.
90.[ ] Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
91.[ ] Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.[ ] Been in a car accident.
93.[X] Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94.[X] Been told you have beautiful hair.
95.[ ] Raped somebody.
96.[ ] Danced in the rain.
97.[x] Been rejected.
98.[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100.[ ] Been raped.
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 74%
sooo i guess im pretty innocent
 xXHeaven_Sent_16Xx · Fri Nov 21, 2008 @ 06:42pm · 0 Comments |
