excuses for breaking up:
Me no speak ingelish
I think we should see other people
im not gay but i'll learn
i like you as a friend
i will kill you
theres someone else out there waiting for you.
im making sure i will never hurt you
this is for your own good
i dont want to wreck your life
Me sick, bad nid munee
i will always be in your heart
i must return to my planet
my country needs me
im married to the sea
im a ticking time bomb/suicide bomber
someone's trying to kill me
this takes me back to 1934 when admiral hayles had just reached the poles, hours ahead of the three stooges, prince charles was visiting norway and we drank rum and had potato farms,(continue with mindless and random muttering and relating fragments of history till up to present time) and thats everything that happened in my life to this moment.
good idea boss
cover for me
it was like that when i came here
thats not a bad idea
I will be your best,hardworking,trustful,honest, and faithful employee.
that color suits you
do you do professional modeling for extra cash?
you look wonderful
you did a good job
i was fighting a boy who said you weren't the bestest teacher in the whole world
A cop stopped me because i was doing extra work in the car
arrgh![moan] my back!!! ima gona take a rest fora coupla min'uts
you look absolutely beautiful in the moonlight
dating tip: always ask girls about themselves and pause always after u talk
you do look very dashing sir
my life has been radiant ever since u showed up.
even if a million poets try to describe your beauty for a billion years they would only have described one eight of it.
Victor van Baron