-Whadduyuh call a rabbit crossing a road? -ROADKILL. Its sad, really.
-So these two fish are swimming along, right, and they run into a huge wall, then one of them says, "Damn".
-There's a man fishing, right? And your not supposed to keep the fish because its the law there. So he pulls one out and sticks it in a bucket. He puts it in the car and gets ready to leave. He drives on the road that leads to the exit and gets stopped by a inspector that sees the fish and bucket.
Inspector: Sir, keepin' the fish from the lake ain't permitted in this park. I'm gunna have tuh give yer a ticket, here.
Man: Well, sir, I didn't catch this here fish.
Inspector: Oh? Well where did'ja get that fish then, sir? Hm?
Man: Well, sir, this is my pet fish. I let him in the lake and he comes right back after he's done. I can show you.
Inspector: Is that right? Well. I suppose I could see.
The man and inpector walk up to the lake shore.
Man: See, so I just put him in the water like this... And he'll come back after I call him.
They wait a minute until the man whistles for his "pet" fish. Another minute passes.
Inspector: Why didn't the fish come back?
Man: What fish?
Inspector: Sir, keepin' the fish from the lake ain't permitted in this park. I'm gunna have tuh give yer a ticket, here.
Man: Well, sir, I didn't catch this here fish.
Inspector: Oh? Well where did'ja get that fish then, sir? Hm?
Man: Well, sir, this is my pet fish. I let him in the lake and he comes right back after he's done. I can show you.
Inspector: Is that right? Well. I suppose I could see.
The man and inpector walk up to the lake shore.
Man: See, so I just put him in the water like this... And he'll come back after I call him.
They wait a minute until the man whistles for his "pet" fish. Another minute passes.
Inspector: Why didn't the fish come back?
Man: What fish?
