I just joined the United States Navy.
I'm a recruit now, jogging and doing push-ups and trying to memorize the eleven general orders of a sentry.
I'm going to get paid out the a** to do the coolest job imaginable.
I'm in the Submarine Electronics/Computers Field (SECF). I will operate and maintain the most advanced radar and sonar tracking systems known to man. I will be the most badass computer geek alive. I will track enemy submarines with the power of sound and I will blow their a** away. And I'll be working with an entire Submarine's worth of undividuals as dedicated and capable as I am, all working together as a single entity to acheive a nigh impossible goal, in the name of courage and commitment.
And I ******** tell ya, that goal is bigger than serving food at your neighborhood ********. So eat s**t and die, nay-sayers. I'm a sailor now.
Commissar Hark · Wed Sep 03, 2008 @ 01:51am · 0 Comments |