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[img]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/f1rekn1ght/Gaia/SpartanShield.png[/img] The deafening sound of men constantly shouting at the top of their lungs!
[img]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/f1rekn1ght/Gaia/SpartanShield.png[/img] 300 Men with bulging muscles, constantly sweating for that glistening effect you can't get enough of!
[img]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/f1rekn1ght/Gaia/SpartanShield.png[/img] Hundreds of slow motion sequences to enjoy the brutal killings!
[img]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/f1rekn1ght/Gaia/SpartanShield.png[/img] Hundreds of detailed weapons all going in different directions!
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 Treaking Fypo · Wed Jul 23, 2008 @ 04:25am · 1 Comments |
