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	Ode to my Hatred of Abstract
	Ode to my Hatred of Abstract

In my profile, in the section where I describe myself to you poor people with no lives, I said "I love the arts (but not abstract, that's a looong rant)" and I was sitting here thinking; it isn't right for me to withhold these people's rights to hearing (or rather, reading) my amazing, world famous rant about abstract! It just wouldn't be right for me not to allow you all to bask in the hate-filled beauty of my own loathing for abstract, so here is my Ode to my Hatred of Abstract. Enjoy the sarcastic bitterness all my rants are sure to bring!

Oh! Abstract! How I hate thee!
You insult and belittle me,
Your free-flowing lines
and pointless dots
Take away from my talents
from my feelings,
my thoughts.

Any old idiot could make a Van Gogh
but not just anybody could paint
a real wolf in the snow.

You might have a black line
and then a white dot
but it's nothing really, as you claim
It's nothing but a black line and a dot
all your "art" is the same.

True art takes time
It takes skill
and takes dreaming
True art invokes
and has meaning

Art takes practice
and time
to obtain perfection
so it looks divine
Real art is not a "tree" made of squares
It's a real detailed tree
That gives us air.

Art is inspired by nature,
by emotion,
your pointless strokes
make me ill
They look like nothing
and they took no time
No sweat or frustration
but boredom and wine.

If pieces of crap,
of which 2-years olds make,
can be considered a masterpiece,
then one day we'll have music
made of squawks and squeaks

Oh! Abstract! How I hate thee!
You, my friend, are nothing to me.

THE END. Hope you enjoyed my ode that took me, like, 10 minutes. xD

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perverts_unite · Wed Dec 05, 2007 @ 05:00pm · 1 Comments


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