Question time!!!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF
1. I cried:give you a hug
2. I asked for you're help:help to the best of my abilitys
3. I was becoming suicidal:tie you up on a wall and force feed you
4. I killed myself:kill myself
5. I died from natural causes:cry my eyes out
6. I said I liked you:as a friend, say your my friend too.
7. I kissed you:slap you
8. I started smoking:steal them and keep you from smoking them
9. I stole something:smack you
10. I was hospitalized:visit you
11. I ran away from home:put up signs through your entire town
12. I got in a fight and you were there:laugh and help you
13. I became famous:point and say oh ya thats my friend
14. I yelled at you:yell back
15. I slapped you:slapped you harder
16. I said you're ugly:laugh and say your right

WOULD YOU?
1. Be my friend:ya
2. Tell me the truth no matter what:ya
3. Lie to make me feel better:no
4. Spread rumors about me: HELL NO!!!
5. Keep a secret if I told you one:until i died a second time
6. Hold my hand:no
7. Keep in touch:yes
8. Try and solve my problems:mabey
9. Tell me I'm fat:no
10. Take me in if I run away:I'd probably get grounded but ya
11. Give me food:ya i got tones
12. Hug me?mabey
13. Kiss me?NO

COMMANDS?
1. Tell me three words that describe me: Great rper, clever, knows how to make twists
2. Tell me my name:I forgot sorry maybe alliena?
3. Tell me you're name:Sarah

AM I?
1. Loud?no
2. Quiet?no
3. Shy?no
4. Talkative?ya
5. Lovable?as a friend
6. Annoying?no
7. Mean?NEVER
8. Attractive?i don't know
9. Weird?sometimes
10. Confusing?no
11. Fun to be with? TOTALLY
12. Smart?ya
13. Idiotic?sometimes
14. Tempermental?no
15. Envious?not that i know of

1. Do I know you in real life?no
2. Would you care for me if i was in trouble or need it? probably
3. Will you put this in your journal so I can fill it out? where do you think you got this?