Dangit I'm 17, that means in another year people can put me on trial as an adult instead of a juvenile! D:
...I suppose, I can simply lie about my age. Yes that'll work, let's start over. Hi! I'm Chris! I'm 10 years old and I'm going to be a senior next year at high school! How is it possible? Because I'm super smart! And the only reason I'm over five feet tall is because I had a super growth spurt at the age of 6! Yes this'll work perfectly! Which also means I'll get a discount at theme parks! I'll be benefiting from this in so many ways!
What are you waiting for? You should do it too! Nothing can go wrong!
