Why won't you show me Ziggy blowing his brains out??
I bought your stupid games and played them to the best of my ability,ya know. I fell in love with a couple characters and started hating others. I got pissed off for stupid boss reasons and gave up on a couple chapters.
Oh yeah...and the whole 'Let's make the game easy until Michtam' idea was REALLY clever. Made my frickin' DAY.
But that's not what I'm complaining about today.
I simply want to know why I can't watch him plaster his mind matter all over the insides of the church.
Whywhywhywhywhywhy??
Because it's 'inethical'??
Listen,bub. You've got:
A black Jesus,(don't get me wrong,nothing really wrong with it.)
A retarded God
Incest creepy white-haired people
A cowgirl Mary
A girl with Electra complex,(MOMO,you slut...)
HaKox(Flinging the characters accross the landscape and listening to their often amusing death throes is the reason why so many people haven't graduated Highschool....)
Don't get me started on finding Jin's swimsuit in Margulis's room. eek In fact,the entire swimsuit miniquest could be listed as inappropraiate for ALL ages.
And I know you edited all the blood out. Yeah. No matter how clever you thought you were being,after watching Jin get impaled about...oh,four times with a giant scimitar,I sorta figured it out. That and the scene with lil' Shion-I'm sorry.....but just watching your parents fall over won't make you have a psychological breakdown.
Thank Cthulu for Youtube and it's unedited wonders.
But I digress.
So, you won't show me Ziggy's crazy suicide,huh?
Well,that's fine and dandy if it made sense for you not to,but it doesn't,does it?
I mean,I could have lived with it had he had more camera-time,you know. You wasted a great character. And...is it true you let the writer that wanted to add his Encephelon go??Seriously??
Dude,Ziggy's encephelon would be AWESOME.Why'd you do that??Gawd,you guys are as retared as Abel...
So,as I said,it would make sense not to show it if it made sense NOT to show it.BUT....
...I'm in MICHTAM.You MORONS.
I trapezed around the area where he blew his face inside out,and....what do I get??
Nada.
You'd think he'd have some sort of post-tramautic expirience or something.
You know what else??
...When Voyager appeared,Ziggy just sorta sat back....yeah. Not cool.
'Oh,my arch-nemises is here-Hey,didn't he kill my family??yeah,in this very church...in fact,I think I'm standing where my son's gallbladder ended up landing...Huh.I think I'll let KOS-MOS handle this one.'
Yeah.That pissed me off to no end,pal.
The last time he saw Voyager,he ended up blowing his own arm off and scaring the s**t out of everyone. I mean...War Time Fun,guys??You've turned the coolest character into...something not as cool anymore.
And that's just not cool.
So,in the 4th game...you'd better have some flashback action.
Because until I witness Ziggy deepthroating a pistol for the sole purpose of pissing Voyager off,I won't be a happy camper.
Until then,I guess I'll make due with flinging Ziggy around in HaKox...or make him stangle people.That works too.
My new multimedia is dedicated to you,renobs.I hate you and the potential you throw away with every game gonk ...
...and yet....I still play them religeiously....*shrug and plays more Xenosaga*
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