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Itachi's Juice Box Adventure |
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~Start~
One day at the Akatsuki hideout, Itachi was searching for his juice boxes.
Itachi: *looking through fridge* Damn it Kisame, Where are my juice boxes?!
Kisame: *nervous* I- I think Deidara has them!!
Itachi: Fine, I shall seek him out. (*thinking* and find my beloved juice!!)
Kisame: S-sure Itachi-san!! I think he's eating lunch with Sasori no Donna.
Itachi: Hmph *walks away*
Itachi left the kitchen and went into the cafeteria. He looked around until he spotted the bubbly blonde inevitably eating with Sasori and Zetsu. He walked over to their table and stood at the end.
Deidara: Hi Itachi-san! What are you doing here, un?
Itachi: You know very well what I am doing here. Kisame said that you have my juice boxes.
Deidara: I-Itachi I think I saw Leader take them into his office...
Itachi: Crap. Fine, I will speak to leader.
Zetsu: *eating gummy bears*
Itachi left the three Akatsuki members and went to leader's office.
Zetsu: You know what I love about eating gummy bears?
Sasori: I don't care.
Deidara: What Zetsu-san, un?
Zetsu: I love eating them because you know they can't do anything when you eat their heads off. *creepy smile*
Deidara and Sasori: O_O *scoot away*
~with the Sharigan user that loves juice~
Itachi: Please permit me to enter, leader.
Leader: Permission granted.
Itachi walked in.
Itachi: Leader, have you perhaps seen my juice boxes?
Leader: If I'm not mistaken, didn't Orochimaru have some when he left the other day?
Itachi: NOOOOOOO!!
Leader: Leave.
Itachi left and went to the closest store.
Itachi: Wal-Mart eh? They better have juice here, or I'll kill them! Just like my clan!!
Itachi stared into a far-off corner, which signaled a flashback.
~Flashback~
Itachi: Mother? Did you go the store?
Mother of Itachi: Yes, I did.
Itachi: Did Father go?
Mother of Itachi: Yes. Why?
Itachi: ........Did you bring me some juice like I requested?
Mother of Itachi: You mean the ones in the cute little boxes? No, I bought the kool-aid brand.
Itachi: *gasp*..............
*You know what happens next*
Mother of Itachi: *screams and drops to the floor*
Sasuke walks in as Itachi drinks that kool-aid.
Sasuke: O_O you drank the rest of the kool-aid?? REVENGE!!!!!!
Itachi: Go ahead, tastes like crud anyway. Too much flavor, not enough sugar. *pins Sasuke to the wall* Why are your taste buds so weak? Because.....you lack.....apple juice.
~End Flashback~
Itachi: I sent the kool-aid man to try to reason with Sasuke after that.....
~Flashback~
Itachi watched as Sasuke was attacked by the kool-aid man.
Kool-aid man: OH YEAH!!!! *pulls out machine gun*
~Flashback~
Itachi: I guess Im going to have to try to convince him later. Maybe I'll take him on a field trip to the kool-aid factory and show him that they actually make kool-aid out of rats....oh well. *walks in Wal-Mart*
Lady: Hi! Welcome to Wal-Mart!
Itachi: Hn.
Itachi walked past her and grabbed a shopping cart. He gazed around many isles looking for his favorite juice brand. He past a fox beanie baby and put it in the cart with a smirk.
Itachi: Where are the juice boxes? Im losing my patience.
Itachi walked up to a lady with a blue vest that signaled that she worked there.
Itachi: Where are the juice boxes?
Lady: Isle 6.
Itachi: Hn.
Itachi walked over to isle 6 to see a bunch of juice brands. They even had kool-aid. Itachi grabbed a few boxes and put them into the cart. He walked with the cart into a cashier's isle. He was 3rd in line for the register.
Itachi: Wow! These prices are low!
Man: Next!
The line moves up one person as the old lady in front of Itachi moved forward. The man began scanning her items and put them into a plastic bag. It was taking a suspiciously long time.
While waiting, Itachi glanced to his right, and saw a little booth with drinks, candy, and even items. One item that caught his eye was a Chea pet.
Itachi: (*thinking* is that how Zetsu was born? I was always kind of curious...)
Man: Ok that is 22.97.
Old Lady: I think I have a coupon....let me check.
She goes through her purse as Itachi was singing in his head the Chea pet theme.
Itachi: (*thinking* Chachacha CHEA!!)
Old Lady: I can't seem to find it...I'll check my other purse.
Itachi frowned and looked at what she had purchased.
Itachi: A can of cat food and liverwurst? Who needs 3 pounds of liverwurst?
Old Lady: *still digging through purse*
Itachi: Screw this. *kills old lady* I believe I'm next.
Man: Y-y-yes sir!!
The register man checks out Itachi's juice and the fox beanie baby.
Man: 13 dollars.
Itachi: really? Awesome, here you go.
Itachi handed him a MasterCard.
Once Itachi had finished buying the juice, he left the store and headed for the Akatsuki hideout. But before he could reach the hideout, he was jumped by police and the register guy.
Man: Thats him officer!!
Police: Right!
The police ran at Itachi and shot their guns. Itachi didn't move but looked wide-eyed at what they shot. His fox beanie baby was in pieces. He growled and killed them in an instant.
Itachi: I fought the law and won! Kids, please try this at home.
Itachi continued inside the hideout, with a broken beanie baby, and his juice. He went into the kitchen and opened the fridge to put his juice away. But before he could-
Itachi: WHO ATE ALL OF MY GUMMY BEARS!?!?
~The End~
 VicinityObscenity · Mon Jul 09, 2007 @ 06:19pm · 1 Comments |
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