On 16, 2008 of the year April, we will have tea. The following day, we will go out and eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then, we both get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. Whoever hits the other first gets a 15-second head start in the one-legged race.
In the one-legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to run the Boston Marathon using your penis only. We will also include obstacles such as land mines, bear traps, and floating thumbs.