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I'm writing a book. DEAL WITH IT.
~Chapter 1~
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"It's still raining huh?"
It's been raining for a week now... Weird...
Tommorow is my first day of High School... From what I've heard, it's a living hell, especially being new... I don't want to think about it... I'll just ignore it... Enjoy TODAY at least... "Than that settles it!" I say opening my eyes, getting up finding the lightswitch. I had decided, about five seconds ago, that I was going to enjoy my day to the fullest... So, I decide to have the one most amazing food ever concieved... RAMEN!
I walk downstars, turn a corner, open the pantry aaaand... The suspence is killing me! Ramen ramen ramen.... I think sorting thought the various cans of corn and half-empty penut butter jars to find the wall at the back of the clutter... But wait, a knob? coud it be? YES! My secret ramen hiding place! I reach out, turn the knob, lift the door to dicover... No ramen... How? Why? Nooooooo!!!! Hmm... It seem fate has dealt me an adventure! TO THE STORE! I have to get dressed! Shirt, pants, socks, jacket, coat, gloves, and hat! Time to go! I take one step out side and collapse in heat. I just realized. It's AUGUST. and RAINING. It's HOT and HUMID. I crawl back to my room, take off my winter-wear, and grab my MP3 player. I hit the on button and... DEAD FRIKING BATTERIES. Dammit! That's another thing to pick up at the store. What a day... I grab my keys, lock up the house, and start walking. The rain is only at a light drizzle, so I don't need an umbrella... I walk thoughy my neighborhood... It's noon in the summer... Parents at work, toddlers at a sitter... No kids my age... It's a pretty long way to the grocers, I might as well enjoy it. I was pretty new, but I did know a 5th grader who lived a few houses down. He stayed at home while his parents were at work. He might have a battery!I start walking that way, when a manhole cover starts to move. I just stare at it... A green person in soggy wet clothes comes out and runs away. I don't think much of it, and continue to the kid's house... What is his name? Eh.

~Chapter 2~
I keep walking, and eventually (20 seconds later) I find myself standing on a battered old welcome mat. I knock in hopes of the little kid answering, and answer HE DID. *Bwaha* He had just woken up appaently, because he was wearing a purple T-Shirt and Pink Floyd PJ Bottoms... And had a battered brown stuffed bear. I say to the dazed yungin, "Do you have any batteries?" Well, to say the least, he was confused. He screamed and slammed the door. What's up with him? I knock again, and after a while, I give up. I turn to leave, sad that I don't have any music, and hang my head. Well, I should have watched where I was going, because I promply run into a 20-ish man in a torn tan bussiness suit. "excuse.." I start to say, but stop when I see the mans face. Greeeeeen... And he's missing an eye. We stare at each other for about 20 seconds before he tips his hat and walks off... Hmm... Mabey that's what scared him... I turn and knock again. He answers cautiously, still shaking from last time. I ask again, "Do you have any batteries?" He replies, fully awake now, "Hmm... Yep!" And runs off. He returns with 1 AAA battery, just what I need. While I change the batterie in my MP3 player, I ask, "What's your name little kid?" He gives me a dirty look and kicks me in the shin. "Ok, ok, I take back the little kid part!" He smiles and replies "Ben!"

~Chapter 3~
Having gotten'ed my battery, I start my walk to the store... It's not too eventful, I just listen to music and walk though the Ghetto, past two parks, over a floodwall, and finally I get to the store. But that's just it. There were more green people here... They were just standing in line paying and being perfectyl normal... Mabey they fell in food coloring and then were attacked my lions... One was missing an arm. I helped him out by making a crutch out of Squash and potatoes... Oh, wait that's what you do for LEGS... Oh well...I walk thought the crowd to find the ramen... Hmm... Oooh cheese curry flavor! I'll get 12 cups of that... Now to the refreshments! Since it was a special morning, I decided to get a special drink! My favorite energy Soda (Which just happens to be 98% sugar) Let it Rip energy! But I call it rip... And it makes me fart... ALOT... Now all that's left is batteries. Yes Ben did give me ONE but I might as well get a 12 pack... 12 is today's nuber huh? Wait, lemme count the crowd.... 1..2...3..4..5..6..7..8..8..9..10..11... Hmm, only 11... Wait... Oh... Crap... I should stop talking to the audience huh? *ehem* I have my batteries, Ramen and Rip, so I get in line... Then suddenly, Ben walks in. I say Hi, but he just stares at the crowd, lets out a deafening scream, breaks the glass door, and runs like his spleen was frozen and starting to get gangreen. I just shrug and assume he's high. I'm now second in line, and the guy in front of me smells of cabbage... When he leaves, I walk up to the clerk and realize, hey, he's green too!

~Chapter 4~
I ask the clerk casually, "What's up with all the green people?" And he just stares at me like a cow stares at an oncoming train and says, "What's up with all the pale people???" in a very polite voice... Well at least these green people are POLITE... I pay and leave, only to find people running around screaming "THE DEAD LIVE!!!" and shooting the Green people. Poor green people... Someone should do something! So I gulp down my Energy Soda, and everything just slows down and stuff... Hmm... What can I do now?
................... *bing*
Aha! *insert a slo-mo action scene in which Sam KO's several rednecks with shotguns... You know the author is only putting this because he has no ides left. Lazy b*****d. And the silly thing is, he doesn't write for THREE DAYS and can't come up with a way for me to kick some butt. I mean SERIOUSLY. Hmm... Well, while the author writes this, I might as well have some tea... Mmm... Cinnamon tea is gooooooooood... What? Oh looks like he's done. On with the story!*
After having saved the green people, they bite his arm. I frown and start the walk home. By the time I reached my filthy welcome mat, I was DAMN PALE. I collapse into the door way and faint... OooOoh cliffhanger!

~Chapter 5~
*Polka music plays in background*
Hi there superman!
Hello human!
Wow... Superman huh?
Yep... You should do a live album...
Ok Superman... Can I have a Bikini Model?
Sure sonny!
*rbbrbrbrpprprhhhhh*
Eww!!! It's a COW!
You didn't specify the speices YOU UNGRATEFUL WORM!!! Everyday I save the ******** world, and what thanks do I get?!?!??! JESUS I'm worse than SPIDERMAN! I mean ********! He's a ******** TEENAGER!!!
*head splodey...*

~Chapter 6~
I wake up in a pool of my own blood... Salty... Wait... My feet are cold... HEEEY!!! SOMEONE STOLE MY SHOES!!!... Well at least I have my... WHERES THE RAMEN?!?!?!?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*smack*
*abrupt ending*

~Chapter 7~
Okay, I, the author, think it's time for a real chapter. Not a blood-loss enduced dream. And no abrupt endings.
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I clean up the blood and look at my empty plastic bag... I look at the clock and realize it's midnight... Time to go to bed, and tommorrow... SCHOOL. I sleep like a rock that night, but don't remember my dream. I wake up, shower, grab my back pack and head out the door. There was moss and fog, but it had finally stoped raining... And another weird thing was... there were no green people! Nobody at all... But that was normal since I was the only kid around who walked to school... got there and waited on the steps untill the door opened. There were other kids on the steps, pretty much everyone that didn't ride a bus. After about 30 minutes the doors opened. No green students at least... Homeroom... Science... Lunch... Erg... BATHROOM!!! I run to the bathroom DAMN FAST and almost tripped on an ant that was passing by... I get into the stall and am about to sit down when... A GREEN HAND EXTENDS OUT OF THE TOILET. I shake it politely and the toilet starts to tremble... The toilet shatters and there's water everywhere, and a green person standing 3 feet from me...

Yeah, this is gonna be a pretty strange book.
And there's no big storyline. Sam get picked on, befrinds a Zombie named Ed and some weird s**t happens.

Speaking of Squee, in Chapter two (Which I just posted) a rather Squee-like character is introduced...

CHAPTER 2 IS UP!!!

Okay, I have 4 WHOLE CHAPTERS UP AND A HELLOFA CLIFF HANGER!
Gimme some feedback, I gotsts' knows what you guys THINK!

Well, they ARE still zombies.
I'm not letting you off this cliffhanger for a while...
But I WILL reveal this: The next chapter is a blood-loos enduced dream...
YAY DRUGTRIP!

Wow... That took 4 minutes. this one's a little short, but I think it makes it's point... If you see any point at all, contact a psychiatrist. K?
CHAPTER 5 UP!!!

I'm not Damn lazy, I'm a lazy b*****d!
Hehe...
Actually I was playing Maple Story all week...

My put-up-for-adoption cousin (The gay one... literally) is moving in and *snaps fingers* wouldn't ya' know it, I moved out the week before. Shucks... I live in otisco now, and if anyone goes to Henryville High school, FIND ME! I just moved in with my dad, and my mom cant get wireless internet in the house with out the little box that's hooked up my PC... my mom *might* be getting a Mactop soon, and then I can have her laptop, buy there's another thing: My dad's laptop isn't on a wireless system, it's jacked into the wall, so I don't know how that internet accesing will work out... Scince I'm reviving this topic, I might as well say somethin SEPSZ related... I'll be putting up a new chapter tommorrow... How do I live with out a computer? I still have my *KICKASS* headphones and more MCR and System of a Down than you can shake a dead SIR at, not to mention the 7-ish RBF song I have on there... *Starts singing FO* *moonwalks away*
I never really mentioned this, but there are little chinks of me stirred up in this story. That main character is pretty much the person I wish I had the courge to be... And that purple t-shirt and pink floyd PJs? That's eveactly what I sleep in!