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Okay, I've complained about this a bunch, so I'm just going to finally put an END to it.
My boyfriend is HORRIBLE at sex. He likes me on top, fine. But, it's not because it's sexy, because he doesn't like doing the work.
I can tell you exactly what everytime we have sex is like.
1. He starts kissing me. (Always the same way..) 2. He picks me up (which annoys me. I always hit my legs, head, feet, etc. on stuff) 3. He takes off both our clothes. 4. He spends ten minutes getting on a condom, or has trouble "keeping it up" because of the condom. 5. He's on top for about 5 minutes. Up and down, like a seesaw. 6. He flips us over, I'm on top for about ten. 7. He kisses me the same way. 8. Repeat 5 and 6 a few more ********. How do I give him sex tips?
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:50 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:54 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:54 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:58 pm
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Now THAT is a harsh title.
How to give him tips? Just give him tips. Open communication is a must in any good relationship. How is he going to know that he sucks if you don't tell him? Tell him to mix it up a bit and be spontaneous. Seriously, if you've never had spontanious sex, try it. When your in the mood, don't give him any idea that you want to, just tackle him and for all intents and purposes, rape him XD. Its NOT rape, and if he starts to kick up a fuss. STOP. (no I've never DONE this, but I have received it. And it rocks)
If you want pleasure the way YOU want it, then be dominant. Tell him that. "honey, tonight we're doing things my way, so just follow my lead" If he has any brains, he'll learn from that and keep doing those things that you like.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:00 pm
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Tuxedo Avenger Now THAT is a harsh title. How to give him tips? Just give him tips. Open communication is a must in any good relationship. How is he going to know that he sucks if you don't tell him? Tell him to mix it up a bit and be spontaneous. Seriously, if you've never had spontanious sex, try it. When your in the mood, don't give him any idea that you want to, just tackle him and for all intents and purposes, rape him XD. Its NOT rape, and if he starts to kick up a fuss. STOP. (no I've never DONE this, but I have received it. And it rocks) If you want pleasure the way YOU want it, then be dominant. Tell him that. "honey, tonight we're doing things my way, so just follow my lead" If he has any brains, he'll learn from that and keep doing those things that you like. Alright. Our anniversary is Wed. so I'll try it then. XD Yes, harsh title.. but it grabbed people's attention.
@Sub- me 2
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:03 pm
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Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew Mmm.. porn. But, I'm not 18, so I can't buy a porno. I guess I could get someone to buy it for me. Yeah, my brother and sister we're 5 years older than me and we're always willing to buy booze and porn for me. But I don't drink and I've never had the need for porn (if I'm really despite, there's always 4-chan) The only time I used their services was to buy my girlfriend (at the time) a vibrator for her 16th birthday as a joke. To this day I wonder if that thing gets any use XD xD Ask her?
@Comfy- Fun. <3
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:03 pm
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Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Now THAT is a harsh title. How to give him tips? Just give him tips. Open communication is a must in any good relationship. How is he going to know that he sucks if you don't tell him? Tell him to mix it up a bit and be spontaneous. Seriously, if you've never had spontanious sex, try it. When your in the mood, don't give him any idea that you want to, just tackle him and for all intents and purposes, rape him XD. Its NOT rape, and if he starts to kick up a fuss. STOP. (no I've never DONE this, but I have received it. And it rocks) If you want pleasure the way YOU want it, then be dominant. Tell him that. "honey, tonight we're doing things my way, so just follow my lead" If he has any brains, he'll learn from that and keep doing those things that you like. Alright. Our anniversary is Wed. so I'll try it then. XD Yes, harsh title.. but it grabbed people's attention. @Sub- me 2
How lucky. I didn't get ANY action on my birthday (may 5th) or our 1 year (june 6th)
Seriously, periods suck DX
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:05 pm
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Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew Mmm.. porn. But, I'm not 18, so I can't buy a porno. I guess I could get someone to buy it for me. Yeah, my brother and sister we're 5 years older than me and we're always willing to buy booze and porn for me. But I don't drink and I've never had the need for porn (if I'm really despite, there's always 4-chan) The only time I used their services was to buy my girlfriend (at the time) a vibrator for her 16th birthday as a joke. To this day I wonder if that thing gets any use XD xD Ask her? @Comfy- Fun. <3
I havn't talked to her in about 2 years. It would be kinda strange to write on her wall on facebook saying "So, ever use that vibrator I gave you?" XD
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