The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Daypaw]

Fortunately the spider has some scissors.  

[Waterkin]

Unfortunately, the spider has eight legs (like all spiders), and can't use them to free you.  

[Daypaw]

Fortunately, you have a cell-phone in your pocket and the spider seems willing to try and operate it to call someone who can use the scissors.  

[Waterkin]

Unfortunately, you are too deep in the passage to get a signal  

[Shujitsun]

Fortunately there is a tunnel to the surface nearby.  

[Daypaw]

Unfortunately, the spider is a lazy bum and doesn't want to go by himself.  

[Vivacious Villain]

Fortunately, they did the harlem shake, went through the tunnel, and got a signal by standing on top of one another.  

[F r o g i e XD]

Unfortunately, the phone died as soon as the spiders started dialing the numbers.  

[Tera Windstar]

Fortunately they had a backup Battery  

[TxTiNK]

Unfortunately, much to their chagrin, that battery was dead as well.

 

[LivelyDaydreamer]

Fortunately the spiders knew how to charge batteries with lightening.  

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, the lightening fried spiders, while they were charging the batteries.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately, fried spiders are a delicacy!! (ask Andrew Zimmern)

 

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, there was nothing left of the spiders but piles of charcoal.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately, the charcoal seemed to have some sore of magical properties and while gazing at it you notice the ashes forming a cloud and then beginning to take a shape.