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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:20 am
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~Your sewing machine will break twice a year: right before Estrella and right before Pennsic
~The last piece of armor you expect to break will be the first one to do it
~The hottest person tonight will be the ugliest tomorrow
~A skilled opponant is less threatening than a bored ally
~"neutral" still means "not on your side"
~The press will always interview the worst-dressed person at an event. If they cannot FIND the worst-dressed person, they will interview the least-dressed person.
~The number of sauces at the feast is directly proportional to the length of your dags times the cost of the material
~The reason the SCA functions the way it does is because its laws are written by computer programmers. (The reason the USA functions the way it does may be because its computer programs are written by lawyers.)
~The probability that you forgot to pack something is directly proportional to the distance of the event times the necessity of the item
~There are only 25 faces in the SCA. I don't remember your name either.
~In the East, if the King says to dig a ditch, Curia must discuss and approve it. In the West, if the King says to dig a ditch, it takes 4 months to find a shovel
~The schedule given to you by trolls is pornography: autocrats feel entitled to share their fantasy with everyone.
~Anything a king gives twice is an Order.
(If the king gives me a dead halibut, he has given me a dead halibut. If, next week, he gives you one, we are now Companions of the Halibut and I'm the principal.)
~Semper litteris mandate (Always get it in writing). Official motto of the SCA College of Arms
~No one who is facing the audience should be surprised at court
~First rule of Pennsic: It's your vacation Second rule of Pennsic: it's everyone else's vacation too Third rule of Pennsic: someone has to run it
~Beneath the calm, professional exterior of the SCA, lurk all the subtle interpersonal dynamics of a nursery school at recess
~Any group of three or more contains one person who is extremely grumpy and will inturpret your actions in the worst possible way.
If you're in Caid this person will also not like your garb.
~No matter how great your triumphs in the SCA, 99.9993% of the planet couldn't care less
~ Never forget that a war is hundreds (or thousands) of people who haven't slept.
~The day you forget your cup (drinking or protecting-of-bits) is the day you need it
~If you don't think you'll need something on the field, and can't find a way of carrying it, you don't need it.
~Never annoy a bard, for their memories are long and your name scans to "greensleeves"
~Nasty politics is like water and air: it seeks its own level, and it fills available space
~Fealty doesn't mean following the King when he decides to gallop over a cliff. It means holding him back (not really a Murphy's Law, but worth repeating)
~Before peerage: chop wood, carry water. After peerage: chop wood, carry water (a modified version of a Bhuddist proverb, substituting "peerage" for "enlightenment")
~Before peerage: chop wood, carry water. After peerage: chop wood, carry water
~The essential fact about the SCA is that we don't kick people out for having different goals or different levels of commitment to our varous goals. That makes it a great place to do what you want to do, but a horrible place to try to escape the things other people want to do.
~Saying that you're "swearing fealty" to the people is kind of like saying you're "marrying" the entire school district.
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:45 am
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