Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Pepper Peck]

Okay, this is one of my fav games, I have such a bawl with my mates playin' this, any time of the day or night !

It's very simple : you ask a very, very dumb question, like " why can't cows fly ?" and the next person will give a very dumb answer like " because their milk would go sour." or something. Then that same person asks her/his stupid question......and so on, and so on.
Okay ? Ready to play ?

Here goes !

Why is the sky blue ?  

[Pebermynte]

Either from seagulls getting ocean blue stuck on their feathers and the blue staining the sky when they fly, or Rayleigh scattering. Scientists are still in debate.

Why don't highlighters light anything?

 

[Royal_Bet]

Because they aren't enough like pencils or lighters...

Why don't horses skip?  

[Trish the Stalker]

Because they prefer to jog.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(also, I made a thread like this ages ago... I wonder where it went?)  

[monikarai]

World domination

Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he himself cannot eat it?

 

[[Daikon~Rage~Haru]]

I hope that burrito is chicken, cause then no.

Why do I care for burritos~? cool

 

[FleshEatingZombie]

[Daikon~Rage~Haru]

I hope that burrito is chicken, cause then no.

Why do I care for burritos~? cool

Because you're a mexican princess.

What did the ninja say to the pirate?  

[orexis_mort]

Confucious say ahoy!

what did the pirate say to the ninja  

[shadowrune]

FIRE ALL!

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?  

[Erverain]

For the same reason a pike is a fish AND a weapon.

Why did the first thread die off, anyway?  

[orexis_mort]

because the zurgs made a second drink that made you not want to post in that one topic.


whats wet and slippy and gose "FLIBBLE POP"  

[monikarai]

A mucues coverd armadillo with a can of soda taped to it's side.

How many licks dose it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

 

[shadowrune]

monikarai

A mucues coverd armadillo with a can of soda taped to it's side.

How many licks dose it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

42

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?  

[monikarai]

Up your butt! ...and around the corner...

How much wood?

 

[orexis_mort]

2 and 1/2 a tree

what did the momo say to the water meat?