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 Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:38 pm
Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.
13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark
12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it.
11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?!
10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it.
9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart!
8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair".
7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"
6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way?
5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on.
4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda!
3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.
2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs.
1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:55 pm
Lol, I have that clown make up! But don't worry, I'm only using it for my Halloween costume.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:22 pm
Ophelia Rose Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.
7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"
hahahahaha awesome! is that name "Bernie Weinstein" from voltaire's vampire club by any chance?
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:36 pm
XD
can it be a red honda ?
hahaha XD this is good
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:14 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:23 pm
Whee! Terry cloth capes! *zooms around and pretends to be count dracula*
An amusing read. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:30 pm
I do believe that list was compiled by Voltaire.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:48 pm
"Count Lord Baron Maloderous" rofl
I have to use that in a VtM game!
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:51 pm
trampyre "Count Lord Baron Maloderous" rofl I have to use that in a VtM game! I know... he'll be a B-rated Goth boy who was embraced as a sick joke and forced to keep his stupid title, for tarnishing the image of Vampire with his Holiday Inn Cloak!!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:17 am
Well, my cloak is black velvet, and I only wear it on special events.^^
Fun-neee, though.^^
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:14 pm
rofl rofl rofl
Oh, I know the type. Donchaluv those kids who claim to be ancient bloodsuckers from the beginning of time? Yeah, sure. You're a *vampire.* And you live with your *parents.* In *Cleveland.*
Thanks for the laugh!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:53 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:56 pm
Ahh, Voltaire. You never cease to entertain me.
Great list.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:27 pm
*giggles* That was cute. A little on the sarcastic exaggeration side, but entertaining nonetheless.
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