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 Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:43 am
A thread dedicated to the dirty saying amd innuendos in the SCA.
Lets get our stick on
I'm gonna go play with my stick for a bit
Yes I'm a stick jock...
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:29 pm
Naito_Mitsukai Nice kilt, looks good on you, although I think it would look better on my tent floor! xd Nice.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:55 pm
I walked up to a man today and said "m'lord, I can tell from across the field that you're not wearing your kilt right." (he was squatting, and his shorts didn't even match).
He responded something to the tune of "when I wear it right, the [insert allusion to p***s] hangs down past the kilt... but next week I'll wear it "right"--just for you."
This launched all the men nearby into a long discussion of how long their kilts would have to be...
rolleyes
Boys.
On a related topic, the best way to end a "well my stick is ____ inches long!" debate is to insert someone who fights with a glave or spear. My mother has many a time quieted all with an interjection of "Yeah? Well my pole's nine feet!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:05 pm
I blame Blackadder.
"I believe the phrase rhymes with clucking bell."
Just trust me.
It comes in handy.
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:15 am
Naito_Mitsukai Oh it a favourite!! also "So you're an An Tir-ian maid huh? Are the songs true?" "Of course! Care for a demonstration?" xd Gotta love "The Naughty Young Maids of An Tir" 3nodding rofl I love that song so. Do you happen to be a maid of AnTir?
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:17 am
[Atropa Belladonna] I walked up to a man today and said "m'lord, I can tell from across the field that you're not wearing your kilt right." (he was squatting, and his shorts didn't even match). He responded something to the tune of "when I wear it right, the [insert allusion to p***s] hangs down past the kilt... but next week I'll wear it "right"--just for you." This launched all the men nearby into a long discussion of how long their kilts would have to be... rolleyes Boys. On a related topic, the best way to end a "well my stick is ____ inches long!" debate is to insert someone who fights with a glave or spear. My mother has many a time quieted all with an interjection of "Yeah? Well my pole's nine feet!" I fought a girl once who had some strange wepon with about a half dozen pokies. I held out my sword and said "I have a pokie" She replied "I have many. I think I'm over comonsating"
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:21 am
Dragostae I blame Blackadder. "I believe the phrase rhymes with clucking bell." Just trust me. It comes in handy. Would this particular phrase be frequently preseeded by the word bloody?
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:38 pm
Yelling at the top of your lungs "get your hand out of there" when someone goes to get the knife from between your boobs.
Haveing a lord or lady sit on your lap and say "Ive had bonnyer"
When wenching you start talking about the meat in the kitchen and what goes out of it... Yes this did happen... and yes I was wenching a full table at the time... And YES my uncle was working in the kitchen><
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:04 pm
north_of_nita Yelling at the top of your lungs "get your hand out of there" when someone goes to get the knife from between your boobs. Haveing a lord or lady sit on your lap and say "Ive had bonnyer" When wenching you start talking about the meat in the kitchen and what goes out of it... Yes this did happen... and yes I was wenching a full table at the time... And YES my uncle was working in the kitchen>< Are you a good wench?
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:28 pm
Rial k**e Dragostae I blame Blackadder. "I believe the phrase rhymes with clucking bell." Just trust me. It comes in handy. Would this particular phrase be frequently preseeded by the word bloody? Try a little more...er...colourful phrase.
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:59 pm
Dragostae Rial k**e Dragostae I blame Blackadder. "I believe the phrase rhymes with clucking bell." Just trust me. It comes in handy. Would this particular phrase be frequently preseeded by the word bloody? Try a little more...er...colourful phrase. Bloody ******** hell is pretty colourful.
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:22 pm
Rial k**e north_of_nita Yelling at the top of your lungs "get your hand out of there" when someone goes to get the knife from between your boobs. Haveing a lord or lady sit on your lap and say "Ive had bonnyer" When wenching you start talking about the meat in the kitchen and what goes out of it... Yes this did happen... and yes I was wenching a full table at the time... And YES my uncle was working in the kitchen>< Are you a good wench? according to those I have served, Im good at what I do^^ I did end up serveing the head table Ulf Bloodfoot Fallgrson and Amanda Kendal of Westmoreland (Principality of Tir Righ at the time)
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:26 pm
Somebody was heating dinner at my direction and he asked me when it was ready. I told him to wait until everything heated up and the meat went soft.
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