Here are the Rules (there are a few, but they aren't hard):
1. No cybering*
2. No bumpy bump, spam {advertising unless approved by me}, or useless one word things like 'Porn' or 'Cow'.*
3. Keep it PG-13 {They pretty much killed this rule}
4. Don't destroy the place unless you will put it back.*
5. Be civil.*
6. Don't bug my staff, disrespect them, or order them around. They are
not slaves, and employees when on duty can godmod. Do not disrespect my regulars either. I will side with them if it's a draw.*
7. No n00bn355. It bugz me lol. Like OMFG ROFL JK!!! LYK RAPIN CAPS LOK AND YAH! It bugs me. Runners are okay, just no chat speak or 1337. The only exception is g2g. Because sometimes the damn dog won't shut up, you have to go, and your muse has died and gone to hell.*
8. NO STREACHING THE PAGE!!! No giant quote towers either. It makes it hard to read.*
9. SAY GOOD BYE WHEN YOU LEAVE!!! DON'T JUST DISAPPEAR!!! *ehem* CAPS lock moment there.*
10. Be civil. Did I say this already?*
11. NO BEGGING!!! *
12. Follow the rules... I have zip tolerance. We all have zip tolerance. Don't complain to me if you break the rules and someone on the regulars/employees list kicks you out. If they think you screwed up, I trust them.*
13. Have fun. I order you.*
*If a rule is marked with a '*', then it's WAY important. Wait...there all marked with '*'s...hmm...wonder what that means