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Yes! I, the muffin king, has opened a portal to my pixie world in this guild! surprised . So do not fear acting stupid! xd
creatures in pixie land:
Let us start with creatures that are one of a kind:
The talking red pepper that smokes weed: Yes, this living pepper has grown giant, and is now addicted too weed, His stupidity is astounding
Gogo: A blue dragon that kind of looks like barney, he's stupid but very strong
Timmy: A giant red dragon that educates living clocks and eats pancreas
Jimmy: A retarded version of godzilla
The trojan god: He comes down form the heavens of pixieland with his trusty juice mixer and trojan condoms.
The headless pumpkin:...
The pumpkin man: He gets out of pixieland only on halloween, the rest of the time he is here, relaxing. (I even made him a song! xd )
And now for the creatures that are common around these parts:
Pixies: of course, in pixieland, There has to be pixies. Sometimes they enjoy going inside an object and making it come to life to dance, frolic, or scare someone.
Muffins of doom (Mod): They are my main army, equipped with spoons of doom they know the deadly arts of magicalness
Terror bears: Yes, these red-eyed, sharp teethed stuffed animals are very strong and endurant, with the lack of intelligence of course
Ninja squirrels (Nut squad): My stealth army, incase i need to infiltrate a base of somesort, with they're powerful nut bombs and nimble moves, they are hard to see or capture
Cyber crabs: Crabs of high intelligence that replaced they're usual limbs with robotic ones. Usually they are like tanks, so they are my weapons of mass destruction whenever i need them too
Blapples: blue apples that fly with the help of dragon wings, they breathe acid bubbles
Nazi fairies: Pixies that merged with german nazis...How did it happen? Probably when I was at Hitler's b-day party and i got drunk (This event is just for humor, take none of it seriously)
The pumpkin man song (please don't steal it)
The pumpkin man,
The pumpkin man,
Everybody knows the pumpkin man!
Roams around at halloween night,
chopping off people's heads with his pumpkin scythe!
The pumpkin man,
The pumpkin man,
Everybody runs from the pumpkin man!
If you carve a pumpkin's face,
he'll pop out and start a chase
The pumpkin man,
The pumpkin man,
No one likes the pumpkin man!
From dusk 'till dawn he'll go around,
Better hide well or you'll be found!
[intermission]
Don't turn out the light,
he will give you a fright
you just better hike
the pumpkin man just stole your bike!
The pumpkin man,
The pumpkin man,
You've just been killed by the pumpkin man!
[slicing noise]
xp More randomness shall be added as comments are made and ideas come! xd
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