Sterotype DUngeons and Dragons players

[Azalin]

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[Azalin]

Sorry I know its long, but its a great paper!  

[blakat1313]

my brother was a huge rules lawyer, and I had an orc that was a hack-and-slasher. My orc died, and I quit my brother's campaign so we both learned our lesson.  

[DragonLich]

That is a good story! Tis a real good take on the game. I should give some of my stuff away now... wink  

[Azalin]

Glad you guys enjoy it  

[Norebo]

A hundred times better than any report I ever did, I usual just use the frist ten pages of the PHB to do a report.  

[Azalin]

Norebo

A hundred times better than any report I ever did, I usual just use the frist ten pages of the PHB to do a report.

I may have found my new market.....  

[BloodOnWhitePetals]

Hey! I do all that!!!

No....
If you wrote that you should submit to Dragon Magazine!  

[Azalin]

BloodOnWhitePetals

Hey! I do all that!!!

No....
If you wrote that you should submit to Dragon Magazine!

I may have to, but I need to include a few more species in there like the Covetoues Magica: A player who hoardes charged magic items and NEVER uses them, even if the situation demands it. or the Dramasicus Theatris: The player who noblely sacrifices themselves at EVERY turn.  

[blakat1313]

Azalin

Dramasicus Theatris: The player who noblely sacrifices themselves at EVERY turn.

How can somebody like that survive for more than one round exclaim question  

[Azalin]

blakat1313

Azalin

Dramasicus Theatris: The player who noblely sacrifices themselves at EVERY turn.

How can somebody like that survive for more than one round exclaim question

Dramasicus often tend to get the sympathy healing from the parties cleric (or if they are the cleric then.......)  

[Johnmichael]

Played with a Hackit Slasheus who died pretty fast, he was a good guy he just had one fatal flaw.....he was a wizard.  

[BloodOnWhitePetals]

blakat1313

Azalin

Dramasicus Theatris: The player who noblely sacrifices themselves at EVERY turn.

How can somebody like that survive for more than one round exclaim question

I once saw a paladin who acted like this last until 22nd level, where he was devoured by demons in the abyss... along with my 24th level planeshifter...  

[Azalin]

Johnmichael

Played with a Hackit Slasheus who died pretty fast, he was a good guy he just had one fatal flaw.....he was a wizard.

The Hackit Slasheus is commonly found when a wizard hits level 5. Its at this point they kill EVERYTHING with a Fireball or Lightning Bolt. Even worse is when they can cast Death Spell, and then EVERYTHING suffers.  

[Azalin]

blakat1313

Azalin

Dramasicus Theatris: The player who noblely sacrifices themselves at EVERY turn.

How can somebody like that survive for more than one round exclaim question

Oh and by turn I mean every sudden battle and other situation of peril, not just every ten rounds. Not to be confused with Damagius Overdramaticus: "What do you mean I took 5 pointss of damage, my barbarian can't stand THAT much"